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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

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"Choosing good variable names makes code more readable."

One minute later:

catch (Exception $e) { πŸ˜…

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A lot of time passed since arrays can be written like [ ] instead of array( ).

Do you have a project where array( ) still has to be used?

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What's the minimum supported version of your libraries?

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I ordered my new laptop today and I'm looking forward to be able to work and run some heavy processes again.

I'm not looking forward to the installation and migration of all those files.

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Looks like Mastodon is removing individual toots of people I follow from my timeline. 😞

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@ramsey You've found an interesting day to be born. 😁

Happy birthday. 🍰

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That's the "trick" behind the magic of Attributes. That's it. And it's finally not a PHP DocBlock like "Annotations" anymore.
https://php.budgegeria.de/cucnggevohgrf

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$ docker run -it third_party_image sh

php -r 'echo 1;'

segmentation fault

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Ohne einen ausgefΓΌllten Antrag eine Kreditkarte von meiner Bank bekommen. Ist das normal? πŸ€”

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I wonder if that comparison can be extended to a talk. πŸ€”

It's just weird in software development that people ask if you have experience with a certain kitchen brand rather than if you can cook.
https://phpc.social/@SenseException/100628547583640387

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No credit card, no unkonf.

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I bought an #unkonf Mannheim ticket and I hope I'll see a lot of people I haven't seen for a long time. :elephpant_run: :partyparrot:

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Something like ChatGPT or Llama-Chat could be interesting in games. RPGs usually only have a set of dialogues and an even smaller set of choices to influence them.
Being able to start a dialogue with your own text would also make a detective game interesting, but I assume testing such games can be time consuming.

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Locale::canonicalize('en-us')

=> en_US

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Ich weiß nicht wieso, doch an irgendetwas soll mich das erinnern. Aber ich komm nicht drauf an was...

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Now with of the map I took a look at , installing test-projects and converting them to the version I had. Most projects didn't work after converting them, so I guess updating Godot needs some manual updates of the code too

Not sure if I'll keep using C# or the language Godot comes with. All in all Godot looks solid though. I'll have to start with baby-steps again.

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php.net - 502 Bad Gateway

I told you is dead. This is the epitaph.

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Yesterday I learned: ChatGPT can be used for a chat with multiple users and can answer to two different requests with one response.

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I can't find those old tweets from years ago where I asked people to tell me if someone at usergroups is spreading false rumours about me.

It still seems to be the case, but it rarely reaches me.

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I found my old budgie chatbot code and some of the communication logs. So many repeated lines of code, a logic to create AJAX objects for IE 5 and IE 6 and a high-end utf8 to ISO 8859-1 conversion (str_replace 😁). The answers were in a MySQL database and no third-party framework or library was used. I used the behavior of the match-fulltext search to my advantage.

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My Mastodon dev timeline somehow contains everything but nearly no dev related topics for some time, despite that the same accounts are there.

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Got a reminder for CfP 🀩
Saw the travel time by train πŸ™

Pass

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Increment:

foo++

Decrement:

foo--

Excrement:

fooπŸ’©πŸ’©

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I should have chosen my August vacation more carefully. It's between @FrOSCon and the next @phpugmrn πŸ˜….

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