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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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Skoop, to random
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The nerd in me is really intrigued and extremely happy after seeing this video
https://defcon.social/@3kh0/112280495989698898

heiglandreas,
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@Skoop I'm already waiting for someone stacking up a few more and then play doom on it....

🙈

heiglandreas, to random
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Heut abend gibt's Mac'n'Cheese, Schwaben-Edition

Kässpätzle!

heiglandreas,
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@psycodepath Oh!!! 😀

heiglandreas,
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@pbl0m 🤣

Jaja... Schwäbische Tomatensuppe: Heißwasser in 'nem roten Suppenteller....

michael_albert, to random German
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Die Ignoranz und Dummheit der FDP kommt Deutschland teuer zu stehen.

heiglandreas,
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@michael_albert Bis dahin ist Wirsing aber nicht mehr Bundesverweigerungsminister...

Oder so...

MarkBaker, to random
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Frustrations of a Job Candidate #7: when Recruiters repeatedly change a scheduled meeting without explanation. It suggests that the candidate's time and schedule is unimportant to them.

heiglandreas,
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@MarkBaker Will such schedule-changes then also happen similarily frequently at the job?

ramsey, to random
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vimeo/psalm version 5 requires nikic/php-parser ^4.16

phpunit/phpunit version 11 requires phpunit/php-code-coverage ^11.0

phpunit/php-code-coverage version 11 requires sebastian/lines-of-code ^3.0

sebastian/lines-of-code version 3 requires nikic/php-parser ^5.0

End result: can’t upgrade to PHPUnit 11 if using Psalm.

😭🐼

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey Use PHARs or use dedicated composer.jsons for tools.

Never. Ever. Tie. Production. Code. To. Tool. Versions.

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey That's almost worse, when a tool prohibits another tool. Same solution though: PHARs or separate composer.json per tool 🤷

herndlm, to markdown
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I was recently forced to create redundant docs and since I hate Confluence, I started looking for a tool that allows me to just write Markdown in versioned files and generate the docs in Confluence.

https://github.com/Roave/DocbookTool is doing the job just fine for the simple pages I have. using it for a while already. Thx @roaveteam @asgrim @ocramius :)

heiglandreas,
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@ocramius @herndlm @asgrim Don't let your friends use confluence.

Don't let anyone use confluence

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Again, this going to be unpopular — why not offer these folks a chance to learn PHP? If they know Python it will be very straightforward.
https://fosstodon.org/@sephster/112274004017586821

heiglandreas,
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@grmpyprogrammer If they can't (or don't want to) learn PHP when they "know*" Python, you might have a totally different problem.

Also with them doing Python....

*whatever "know" means...

heiglandreas, to random
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And another #caturday. This time helping with a building project....

thomastospace, to random

Lately I've been spending more time just doing whatever I want. So, I've controlled a Dutch windmill and I'm training for it to do it fully on my own!

A Dutch windmill running.

heiglandreas,
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@thomastospace That's absolutely awesome!

amykhar, to random
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Am I the only one who thinks this makes NO SENSE? http://netflitwitter.com/

If X is replacing any link to twitter.com, they’re NOT going to be replacing the x in other URLs.

People keep posting this like, Musk is stupid, but…

heiglandreas,
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@amykhar When you post a link to netflitwitter.com, then the iOS app will replace twitter.com with x.com - in the visible part! The link will still point to netflitwitter.com. But people think tuey'll visit netflix.com....

heiglandreas,
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@amykhar And they did replace every twitter.com with x.com. They by now IIRC do that not any more.

Might not be what elon intended but what someone implemented... 🤷

heiglandreas,
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@amykhar Ah no. That's ... probably not how it works 🤣

TimB0nd, to random
heiglandreas,
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@TimB0nd tbh: i have no idea. that doesn't make ay sense at all... 🙈

heiglandreas,
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@TimB0nd Looks like I should fix that....

heiglandreas,
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@TimB0nd Fixed. At least in main

heiglandreas,
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@TimB0nd The "trouble" is that there is no tag at all IIRC.

And packagist noticed the change as the package-info shows no provides section any more.

But perhaps the "old" info is cached. Will check tomorrow with packagist...

heiglandreas,
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@TimB0nd Yeah. I'm not sure how that is collected. I fear that it contains any package that provided in any one tag/branch/version....

heiglandreas, to random
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It's almost #caturday

ramsey, to random
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I do not like the new beta terminal in the IDEs (i.e., , etc.). It doesn’t seem to respect my Zsh configuration, and it’s slow.

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey you've got to deactivate the new terminal tgingy in the terminal settings....

I'm not at my machine right now to give you more details but that's a known problem

heiglandreas,
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@alessandrolai @ramsey Known bug in the beta terminal... 🤷

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey Oh! Neither do I! I just ran into the issue some months back and it took me a while to figure out that I could deactivate it.

ocean, to random
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POV: You made the mistake of trying to track a package in 2024

heiglandreas,
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@ocean just to tell you that the parcel has been dropped at your preferred place (front door).

Guess who never set a preffered place. Also guess where no parcel can be found. Must have been someone elses front door... 🙈

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