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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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awoodsnet, to random
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What do you use to stay organized as a developer/ IC (Individual Contributor)?

heiglandreas,
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@awoodsnet What do you mean... "organized"....??????

🙈

heiglandreas, to random
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I have my issues with Micro$oft. It didn't get better today...

Outlook is an abomination. They decided to implement RFC 5546. But actually they didn't.

They only implemented a tiny part of it. And of course there's no documentation, support doesn't know anything and the only way to confirm assumptions is "The Community" of unpaid people that know as much as myself.

And we trust them with our code? Really?

</rant>

heiglandreas,
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@grmpyprogrammer I know those are not the same people. There are even within one product different people making decissions.

Perhaps that was just the last drop in a long row of ... peculiarities ... within a range of different M$ products...

heiglandreas,
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@grmpyprogrammer And now I am thinking about a federated coding setup that allows distributed collaborative coding (yes! that is what git is for) but also collaborative federated issue management and wiki and discussions and and and...

Like a way to make github, gitea, gitlab et al communicate with one another to tear down the silos...

stevegrunwell, to random
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I performed my first bisect yesterday, thanks to skills I learned from @vanamerongen at 😁

heiglandreas,
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@vanamerongen Noooooo!!!!!

That would completely cause havoc in (probably not only) my brain....

😁

/cc @awoodsnet @stevegrunwell

pieceofthepie, to php
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Oh this is fun. I can't upgrade to 11 as it needs PHP-Parser 5+.

Which I can't use as needs 4+.

Not to mention this project itself needs PHP-Parser so that upgrade in of itself means work on my part.

Is this where I start using a PHAR?

heiglandreas,
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@pieceofthepie Yes! (or separate composer.json files per tool)

heiglandreas,
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@pieceofthepie I'd rather use a separate composer.json. Those aren't dependencies of your application. Just tools...

Separate Namespace doesn't work (apart from in scoped phars) as those tools also use dependencies that your project might use. How should that lib know whether it's used in a tool or a project?

heiglandreas,
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@pieceofthepie Exactly. Only for development. Your code also earns money without them.

But by adding them to the dev-dependencies you are tying the code that earns money to the tools you only need for development.

By using separate composer.jsons (or PHARs) you can use the tools without tying your code to them and their dependencies.

heiglandreas, to random
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Theory: The German Democratic Republic has ceased to exist 33 years ago.

Reality:

(source: https://mastodon.social/@mobiFlip/112375709946584873)

heiglandreas,
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@maschinentraum All of it? 😁

Look at almost any map of germany that shows socio-economic information for germany and you will find this difference. Just a few minutes ago I found this one that shows dfifferences in the way farms are organized: https://social.bund.de/@destatis/112375718130571412

awoodsnet, to random
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@ramsey what did you use to make thai site? Looks fantastic! https://uuid.ramsey.dev/en/stable/index.html

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey @awoodsnet Ping @jaapio

heiglandreas, (edited ) to random
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Schnürsenkel. Edition "Werner"

Dem Sohn ist das Stahlseil gerissen, mit dem der Arbeitsschuh geschlossen wird. Also musste eine Alternative her.

Jetzt braucht er ersmal eine Zange zum.Schuhe ausziehen 🤪

codepo8, to random
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New Ink, who dis?

heiglandreas,
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@codepo8 Not again!

freekmurze, to random
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🔗 Husky: How to automatically format, lint and test before you commit or push
https://tighten.com/insights/husky-how-to-automatically-format-lint-and-test-before-you-commit-or-push/

heiglandreas,
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@freekmurze Or: Poor peoples CI via git hooks.

Multiple reasons why one should actually not do that...

  • speed
  • blocks before writing meaningful commit messages
  • speed
  • can be circumvented
  • did I memtion speed?

Better: Set up autofixing in CI, make rebasing normal, use filewatches to fix things or run tests immediately

3f, to php German
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Is there a way to "update composer" during a test run using cli in the testbench composer.json?

heiglandreas,
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@3f You mean apart from composer self-update?

ramsey, to random
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What’s up with 19.2 fl oz beer cans? I mean, I like the size, but it’s not an even amount of anything. It equates to 567.81 ml.

Yes, I know American units are wonky, but sometimes they’re weird because they actually equal to an even metric number. For example, they sell 16.9 fl oz water bottles because that’s a half liter.

So, what gives on the 19.2 fl oz / 567.81 ml measurement for these tall cans?

heiglandreas,
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@derickr @ramsey Thanks! And thanks to the wikipedia article I now also know why electric kettles usually have 1,7 liters in volume: It's actually 3 (imperial) pints... 🙈

heiglandreas,
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@derickr @ramsey I also now know that 1 imperial gallon contains 8 imperial pints....

8....

Why 8????

I mean, the old pound sterling system was based on 6 or 12 (and they only seem to have copied the karolingian system)...

OTOH: 1 Sovereign = 4 Crown = 8 Half Crown = 10 Florin = 20 Shilling = 60 Groat = 240 Penny = 960 Farthing = 1 Pound Sterling....

8 imp. pints = 1 imp. gallon seems almost too easy...

🙈

heiglandreas,
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@afilina It for sure is. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon) but still: Why 8? Why not 7? or 9? Usually there's a reason behind these connections that somehow got lost over time.

Perhaps the size of a jug still carryable for a 10 year old kid when serving in a pub?

/cc @derickr @ramsey

heiglandreas,
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@anthony 🤣 @rob @ramsey @afilina @derickr

heiglandreas,
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@ghorwood But how does the eighth part of a mile connect to the pint? Unless an ox drinks a pint at each rest...

🤔

Or the person leading the ox? 😇
/cc @afilina @derickr @ramsey

heiglandreas, to random
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Digitaly signing email would probably work much better when webmailers would show the result of the verification instead of just another email attachment...

heiglandreas,
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@psycodepath 🤣

heiglandreas,
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@psycodepath Actually: I haven't.... 🙈

f_lombardo, to php Italian
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I'd like to become more involved in Open Source. Any suggestions for an interesting Open Source project that needs some help?
(And sorry, no, I don't want to write docs :-)

heiglandreas,
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@f_lombardo joind.in is always looking for people that want to help the conference speaker/attendee people... 😁

asgrim, to random
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@GeeH story points is just days

heiglandreas,
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@asgrim For @GeeH I'd even second that... 🙈

https://www.industriallogic.com/blog/story-points-why-is-this-so-hard/

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