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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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SenseException, to random German
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Friendly reminder: All the news you get where you're not sure if they're real or if they're a parody. We are the descendants of the people of Golgafrincham after all.

phpc, to php
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WHAT IS HAPPENING, MY PHPEOPLE!

SenseException,
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@phpc Replace all the Ps with PHPs.

Just like PHP mostly got reduced to overriding/replacing eCommerce framework functionality with custom code.

ramsey, to random
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Why do IDEs always default the terminal to the bottom of the screen? I’m always—always—going to move it to right side of the screen. No matter what. Am I the only one who does this?

SenseException,
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@ramsey I rather need more width than height for my terminal.

SenseException, to CSS German
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communication tipp: It's important to know why !important was important

SenseException,
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@afilina Especially on third party inline styles.

SenseException, to random German
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Talks at user groups or conferences are infotainment. While information and structure are important in a talk and the main reason why someone wants to see it, it's also true that the attention span of people differs and also depend on the event:

People come right after work to user groups. Maybe being already a bit tired or they had a bad day.

People go from one talk to another at conferences, always trying to keep up their concentration.

Funny slides can act like a memory hook.

carnage4life, to random
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I’ve lost hundreds of followers on Twitter this week writing about the potential and impact of LLMs on people and businesses.

No idea if people are bored with the topic or my takes were just that bad.😁

Either way I think LLMs are disruptive and the question is just how disruptive not if.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life Are you sure that Twitter wasn't just deleting accounts?

SenseException, to random German
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We don't need AI to tell us to put glue into cheese or to eat rocks. We have people who do that.

Schrank, to random German
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@packagist Awesome! composer req phpunit now adds phpunit to require-dev as default, without asking - I LIKE!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @naderman @Schrank @packagist Which versions of the dev tools do I need to install to be able to use them without composer? Dev tools via composer is a convenience on installation, but can become a pain if new packages get blocked because dev tools have a certain package with a constrain.

I had a few issues with in CI some years ago. I should give it a try again.

tjdraper, to random
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Watched the Star Trek: The Next Generation series finale All Good Things with the kids on its 30th anniversary. Still the best finale of any TV show. So doggone good. I consider it to be basically one of the TNG movies.

SenseException,
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@tjdraper And the sky is the limit

heiglandreas, to random
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Great! Something changed in symfony/phpunit-bridge between 6.4.7 and 6.4.x-dev 15607a3 that now results in

Error in bootstrap script: PHPUnit\Event\Code\NoTestCaseObjectOnCallStackException:
Cannot find TestCase object on call stack

...

Not how I thought my day would start... 😕

SenseException,
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@alessandrolai @heiglandreas @sebastian @herndlm Five! Five people can't use duckduckgo! Ah ah ah ah...

Sesame Street The Count GIF

Crell, to random
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"It's a DTO so it shouldn't have methods, just data" is an excellent way to end up with procedural spaghetti with a class keyword floating around.

It certainly won't get you a good codebase, that's for sure.

SenseException,
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@Crell I'm not sure I understand that quote. Is this about anemic objects?

rbreich, to random
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The Biden Admin is requiring airlines to disclose add-on costs like baggage fees upfront.

It's expected to save fliers $500M/year by making it easier to comparison shop.

Would you be surprised if I told you that Trump's Admin fought against efforts to rein in airline junk fees?

SenseException,
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@rbreich Because rules demand to do the opposite of your political opponent.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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This past week I had a problem at DayJob that would’ve been easier to solve if we had adopted the use of repositories that create immutable value objects. Since this is a Laravel project, I was overruled. My first implementation ended up being wrong (found out via production testing) and the fix ended up involving Eloquent mutators.

I still think value objects are the better solution but my boss both disagrees and trolls me about it.

SenseException,
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@scottkeckwarren @ramsey @Crell @grmpyprogrammer Code review: "Yep, looks like php. And please use a constant for this value because it's used in two different places."

sixtus, to random German
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Als statt Klimaaktivisten plötzlich Klimaaktivitäten den Verkehr lahm legten, erwiesen sich die Strafgesetze als wirkungslos.

SenseException,
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@sixtus Die haben ein Wasserrohr angezapft und alles überflutet!!1!!!elf

greg0ire, to random
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Wanna get confused? Yesterday I reported a bug about SQL injection not working: https://github.com/tree-sitter/tree-sitter-php/issues/243

SenseException,
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@greg0ire Fix: Don't use heredoc.

SenseException,
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@greg0ire Whydoc? Becausedoc tree-sitter wouldn't need to fix it then. 😁

SenseException, to random German
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Today I got for free because they weren't burning hot. I wasn't even complaining.

SenseException, to grafana German
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It's convenient that dashboards can be extracted as a JSON config.

SenseException, to random German
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This year's looks like it's fun again. I hope everyone enjoys the stay as much as I enjoy the toots. :elephpant_blue:

ocramius, to php
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"removing final is not an option" - @phpday @heiglandreas

I like how this seed has grown in the community 😁

SenseException,
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@ocramius The non-ecommerce part of it from what I've seen so far.

phpday, to php
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⭐️ "Watch the clock" is Andreas Heigl's talk.
@heiglandreas is Solution-Provider

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas Weirdly enough, the only thing I've noticed was his shorter hair. Haven't seen him for a while. 😅

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas I have a hard time recognizing people's faces if they made a significant change like hairstyle or beards.

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Shoutout to PHPWomen by @michelle opening

SenseException,
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@rskuipers @michelle Is in the fediverse?

SenseException,
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@michelle @rskuipers May I ask what happened?

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