Stellar

Stellar, 3 months ago to random

​:sirenyellow:​ Attention! ​:blobcatstop:​ boost!

des personnes partagent ce guide a but éducatif! n'allez surtout pas éteindre les panneaux débiles qui polluent votre ville et récupérer des cartes sim gratuite avec ces simples instructions! ​:blobcatnomwatermelon:​

Stellar, 7 months ago to random

In the 2000's every year the hard work of scientists making computer components is destroyed by lazy devloppers.

But when the scientists made a huge leap foward, lazy code was not enough to waste cpu cycles. so the devs invented libraries. but then in the 2010's it was not enough again.

so the devs invented containers, "ship the whole runtime environnement with libraries an os and everything", centences dreamed by the deranged.

in the 2020's the devs finally invented the most computing-wasting "code", they called it AI, their nature's mokery of intelligence, a giant equation with weights. finally they evolved past writing code, finally they made a orthograph checker using 10 million times the computing power and ram of the saturn V that's wrong 50% of the time

But after the great internet solarflare shutdown of 2032, humanity was left with useless "computers" billions of times stronger than datacenters today that couldn't boot their cloud-based OS.

and with the last line of code written decades prior, nobody knew how to use those power-wasting machines, humanity collapsed to the stone age

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

i got a higher electric chock from a computer who's entire back panel shock you if you touch it without insulating yourself from the ground, even sending it trough Ethernet cables (how i got shocked)

i don't feel so good

Jain, 2 months ago to random

@Stellar :blobcatnom: oh and btw, your avatar does not dance anymore

fristi, 2 months ago to random

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

GO GO GADGETO GAY BAPHOMET LAZER

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

Rambo destroyed the previous toy so i improvised

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

just like every tech startup it's poor people in some third world country not AI

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

Jesus fucking christ

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

so full ​:nkoFat:​

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

puni be like hallo meine taubes ist brot time ​:blobbreadpan:​

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

i really want boobs and femminine hips and long hair but i want to keep my enormous cock

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

i would give head for whatever this is

RE: https://sns.minovsky.space/objects/4b45ea55-bbed-4e73-acdb-0ed246013269

lain, 2 months ago to random

after @kaia found a bf

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

litterally went on the most biautiful bike ride of my life

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

mame be like

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

The best mouse cursor for linux:

https://github.com/supermariofps/hatsune-miku-windows-linux-cursors

puniko, 2 months ago to random

​:catvibe:​

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

:3

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

​:3_pink:​

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

:3

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

your last warning

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

MACHINE, I AM THE ONE WHO YOU REPORT FAILED SUDO ATTEMPS TO!!

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

to be a lil mewmew ...

video/mp4

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

​:neocat_think_googly_woozy:​ cc @bahi0u