TheBurlapBandit

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TheBurlapBandit,

I’m a string bean on Lemmy at 4am and I have a better outlook than anon

TheBurlapBandit,

This is the coldest take on Lemmy. Not that it’s wrong, though.

TheBurlapBandit,

This is lemmy not a thesis paper lmao

TheBurlapBandit,

My man

TheBurlapBandit,

You get ads

😱

TheBurlapBandit,

Yakuza 0 hands down. Some of the side stories had me in stitches.

TheBurlapBandit,

I have the perfect plan. We hook all children up to a lifelike VR war simulation shortly after being born. Then when they reach a certain age we pull them out of it so they’ll behave cooperatively.

TheBurlapBandit,

Me with my HD598s with a modmic and Bluetooth DAC zip tied to the headband:

Can you recommend books with meme culture humor?

No, I am serious about this. I wish to get back into the learning of reading, but as a beginner I am repelled by the intense use of vocabulary, literary devices of classical literature books or intense and difficult-to-follow storyline of modern day fiction. I want to read a book that is clearly made with people like me in mind....

TheBurlapBandit,

You might like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

TheBurlapBandit,

I wonder if the launches produce more pollution overall than the facilities, trucks, excavators, and other equipment required to manufacture, lay, and maintain fiber.

TheBurlapBandit,

Just about every culture on earth has ceremonial dress. It’s a human thing to dress special for special occasions. Don’t read too much into it.

New Research Reveals Why You Shouldn’t Add a Banana to Your Smoothies (scitechdaily.com)

Researchers have found that the enzyme polyphenol oxidase (PPO) in certain fruits like bananas can reduce the absorption of heart-healthy flavanols, especially when combined with flavanol-rich ingredients like berries. The study suggests choosing ingredients with low PPO activity, such as pineapple or oranges, when making...

TheBurlapBandit,

My scrawny ass, turning my banana smoothies into 1,000 calorie shakes to get gains:

TheBurlapBandit,

Eat more is usually the correct advice there. If you’re used to eating at a low maintenance intake it can be very difficult to actually get used to eating a surplus of calories, so you end up feeling full and eating way less than you think. Count them calories.

I’ve had success with drinking calories (big thousand calorie shakes) and spreading out meals/snacks every 2 hours.

TheBurlapBandit,

I’d wear them because of the text tbh

TheBurlapBandit,

Frozen veggies are cheap and healthy and can weather many ice ages in the back of the freezer before being rediscovered

TheBurlapBandit,

Good comment very valuable contribution 👍

TheBurlapBandit,

Did they make that church as evil looking as possible on purpose? Looks like the legion of fucking doom.

TheBurlapBandit,

They’re doing a 300kWh install this year so hopefully that goes well

TheBurlapBandit,

Wouldn’t that be true since there’s more of them to be bullied, or are you talking per-capita?

TheBurlapBandit,

Bless + Reckless Attack + Magic Weapon + Ratio + L

TheBurlapBandit,

No faith of the heart

No strength of the soul

Why live?

TheBurlapBandit,

Nobody forced you to post

TheBurlapBandit,

Stealing these tools for my upcoming Savage Worlds game 👀

TheBurlapBandit,

If I were a builder I’d totally install a Bluetooth speaker in the walls and fuck around with people like this

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