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agiletortoise

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I turn inputs into outputs. Make Drafts (indieapps.space/@drafts), and a few other things (https://agiletortoise.com) (he/him)

Texas, USA

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My recent Geology grad is doing fieldwork in Wyoming and found a substantial-sized dinosaur fossil.

So, anyway, kids, when we grown-ups say if you work at it, your dreams can come true, we’re not lying.

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Us: Son, we’d really like to buy you something nice that will last you years for graduation.

Son:

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I just binged watched Severance (finally), and liked it, but it made me come to the sad conclusion that I mostly find Christopher Walken is more distracting than interesting in recent performances. I also thought he was the weakest casting in the new Dune movies.

Which is not a feeling I like, because I love Christopher Walken. Too much pop culture baggage with his voice? Don't know.

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The thing a lot of people miss about old blues is, it’s not all who done you wrong. Sometimes it’s magical one minute spelling lessons about trying to catch dinner. https://youtu.be/AnMaJm8ieYg?si=2pmFlUnzadEfVL2T

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Turned off the school alarm for the year. My youngest is now a senior. His older brothers are college graduates. I am in possession of emotions.

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AI voice assistant with the Peanut’s adult voice

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I looked at a list of movies coming out this Summer to figure out what was going to get me to the theater, and as far as I could tell it was all sequels. I’m sure some of them will be good, but where’s the new stuff?

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I’m so old I remember when the web was useful.

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So, if Apple outsources AI to Open AI, or Google, or whatever, do they sidestep having to count that energy consumption in their Apple 2030 initiative reports?

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I wish Google’s vision aligned more with being the water treatment plant of the Internet, and less with providing the dehydrated, condensed poop version.

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I don’t look at the App Store app much anymore. It has become irrelevant to both my personal and business life, which is unfortunate.

I just scrolled through maybe 8-10 screens on the “Today” tab before I found anything I could identify as an indie app…or much of anything that wasn’t just entertainment/games.

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all Airbnbs should have plungers.

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RIP, Steve Albini. He had his touch on so much of the most important music in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Albini_discography

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Jimmie Dale Gilmore is one of the most magical voices of American music. Built-in fragility. https://youtu.be/tIgg_QjJCxQ?si=I6fi7Ruyqiu66wL3

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When your geology major is packing up his place and realizes maybe their rock collection would have been better packed in multiple small boxes than a few large ones.

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does m4 make doing crosswords and reading the news better

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Apple TV Remote is now only in control center on iPhone.

And only an app on Apple Watch.

If Apple’s differentiates itself with deep hardware-software integration, it sometimes has glaringly odd software-software integration failures.

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I call this “Portrait of cat who doesn’t care I need to pee”

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Honest talk? Apple Stores are pretty, but not well designed for the purposes they serve. They would work better accepting the sales-service dichotomy like a car dealer.

Yes, leave us in the showroom when we need our phone fixed to look at the new shit, but don’t park us waiting on someone with no way to know when we are going to be helped and scared if we go look at the new shiny they won’t find us.

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Commencement weekend one is well underway.

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I’m not so sure the NYT is configuring their audio session correctly when I can catch the congrats fanfare when finishing a puzzle in now playing.

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The only thing I display on my Safari start page is iCloud tabs, but I still have to use the dropdown menu to select between my other devices. 😕

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I kinda want to try Playdate development just see if I could make a Rabbit R1 spoof game.

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I should not use AI.

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I still haven't declared my trader status in App Store Connect. Any one else ignoring the problem for now? Seems like as long as I'm not trying to submit new apps, there's no effect so far.

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