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agiletortoise

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I turn inputs into outputs. Make Drafts (indieapps.space/@drafts), and a few other things (https://agiletortoise.com) (he/him)

Texas, USA

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I don’t look at the App Store app much anymore. It has become irrelevant to both my personal and business life, which is unfortunate.

I just scrolled through maybe 8-10 screens on the “Today” tab before I found anything I could identify as an indie app…or much of anything that wasn’t just entertainment/games.

film_girl, to random
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Continuing my series of “you saw what movie with your mom?!,” I took my mom to see Challengers today. We had a great time and mom is now a certified Zendaya stan. She wants to see it again. She also loved the soundtrack.

agiletortoise,
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@film_girl I watched Clockwork Orange with my mom when I was ~14. She did not become a Kubrick fan.

paul, to random
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A bit over 700 miles at 15.5mpg. Not great but it’s pretty terrible even when not towing. But hey at least felt super stable.

agiletortoise,
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@paul At only one of twins is coming back home. And he’s on a three week geology field camp to start the summer.

agiletortoise, to random
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all Airbnbs should have plungers.

agiletortoise,
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@tyten super host.

agiletortoise, to random
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Commencement week two. Twins are fun.

agiletortoise, to random
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I guess guitars don't really need headstocks.

aaron_pearce, to random
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Given an existing app with a decent amount of unsubscribed users, what would be the best way to gate more features without annoying those existing ones? Although the existing users are the ones I want to pay…

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@aaron_pearce Don't take things away from people who have paid for them. Don’t worry about taking things away from people who do not pay you for them. If they value the features, they will pay. If they go away, they are people who were never going to pay you anyway.

agiletortoise,
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@aaron_pearce @jonathanreed It's kind of a pain and maybe not worth the legacy cruft, but you can also consider making a special offer paywall specific to the use of a feature you are taking away. "Feature X is now part of App Pro, upgrade now for 50% off” type thing.

hotdogsladies, to random
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The single version of "Gigantic" was the first Pixies song I ever heard, and I think it might still be my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0id6tY9AY8

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@hotdogsladies So much great stuff. I’m such a big fan of the first Sadies record, too. It's like an Americana Wire record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7ZTJ-X5dM

flargh, to GenX
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me: wow, Steve Albini died. Legendary producer of one of my favorite albums, Pixies' Surfer Rosa.

them: I've never heard of the Pixies

me:

agiletortoise,
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@flargh where is my mind?

agiletortoise, to random
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RIP, Steve Albini. He had his touch on so much of the most important music in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Albini_discography

agiletortoise, to random
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Jimmie Dale Gilmore is one of the most magical voices of American music. Built-in fragility. https://youtu.be/tIgg_QjJCxQ?si=I6fi7Ruyqiu66wL3

joshdholtz, to random
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🍕 And just like that… @DeepDishSwift is over

✅ Speakers delivered amazing talks
✅ Sponsors gave off amazing energy
✅ Attendees were so great to talk to and I saw so many new friendships made

Now… it’s time to rest 💤

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@Timschmitz @joshdholtz @DeepDishSwift I hope it makes it another year after that, when I will have a month of May that doesn’t also have one of my kids graduating.

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@joshdholtz @Timschmitz @DeepDishSwift I mean, definitely better. Youngest will have high school graduation late May.

agiletortoise, to random
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When your geology major is packing up his place and realizes maybe their rock collection would have been better packed in multiple small boxes than a few large ones.

gruber, to random
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It has been a good day for Esc key fans.

agiletortoise,
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@gruber If Apple was really courageous, they would have just made caps lock into ESC ages ago. It’s like the iMac going full USB. Just pull the band aid off for everyone’s benefit.

agiletortoise,
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@marcedwards @gruber I suppose the fact that there are UI accommodations for people accidentally having caps lock on is an argument against making ESC more easy to accidentally hit.

paul, to random
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Class action lawyers, are you even trying?

agiletortoise,
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@paul People experiencing disappointment with their two thousand dollar Netflix device aren’t exactly a numerous or sympathetic “class”.

agiletortoise, to random
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does m4 make doing crosswords and reading the news better

agiletortoise, to random
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I knew this was a press event, but...

agiletortoise, to random
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Now in "sort of blue" and "sort of purple"

agiletortoise, to random
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Apple TV Remote is now only in control center on iPhone.

And only an app on Apple Watch.

If Apple’s differentiates itself with deep hardware-software integration, it sometimes has glaringly odd software-software integration failures.

agiletortoise, to random
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I call this “Portrait of cat who doesn’t care I need to pee”

agiletortoise, to random
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Honest talk? Apple Stores are pretty, but not well designed for the purposes they serve. They would work better accepting the sales-service dichotomy like a car dealer.

Yes, leave us in the showroom when we need our phone fixed to look at the new shit, but don’t park us waiting on someone with no way to know when we are going to be helped and scared if we go look at the new shiny they won’t find us.

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