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the foundation of my radical cause in my increasingly old age is that I want everyone to be ok.

portland, oregon - it rains here always, never come here

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Our ritual of wrapping up the week has a gravity to it: a parent left us.

There's no good way to enter the Dead Parent Club, but here, he left us after a long diagnosis and a short hospice care space.

Ever so grateful to them: saints on earth.

amye, to random
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Ok Cubano totchos is genius.

amye,
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@vwbusguy like a monster. swiss.

amye, to random
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This may be the most trash panda dinner I have ever done: Cubano totchos.
Tater tots topped with swiss cheese and carnitas that have been seasoned with cumin and oregano, topped with more Swiss cheese.

Out of the oven, add dill pickle guacamole and a dab of whole grain mustard.

Gabriel will of course get some. Tomorrow, I will find a vegetable but today is not that day.

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I swear to god, if they buy $company and then relicense all their $products to Apache-2.0 ...

A lot of people are going to want a lot of time back.

amye,
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@cthos Be free. Sail on the winds and be at peace.

amye, to random
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Dinner plans:
Brie and carmelized onion tart
Mirabelle jam cocktails

Smoked pork tenderloin with olive-anchovy vinaigrette
Arugula
Wine, some

Lemon bars

amye,
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@vwbusguy It's really just 'shove some carmelized onions and slices of brie on top of a slab of puff pastry'

amye,
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@vwbusguy The weather is about to turn back to chilly and I am trying to be the Most Excellent Housewife so there could be a proper beef wellington in the future.

amye, to random
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This release note does not inspire confidence. This is exactly how regressions happen, people.

kevbob, to random
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I’ve been drinking instant coffee rather than my usual pour-overs for 1 month now, AMA.

amye,
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@kevbob are you ok

hazelweakly, to random
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how adhd am i? very. very highly extremely levels of adhd

You want me to design extremely resilient distributed systems and teach people how to do that, design architecture, and level up an organization? Sure, no problem

Make one single solitary tiny lil phone call or fill out even the barest hint of paperwork? Absolutely not, it is so hard

amye,
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@hazelweakly darling, we can totally get your life together.
I'm at OSSNA this next week, but I am putting you on my docket for next week. You can totally do all of this and you will be extremely fabulous as you do it.

amye,
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@hazelweakly ok fiiine

amye, to random
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Oregonian only space: so yeah about that kicker this year.

amye,
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@kevbob ok so that would be annoying.
The entire concept of this thing smells like 70s economic planning.

amye,
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@kevbob some years yes, some years no.
The tax system here could use some modern touches, much like our roads.

Lumberjack bullshit is my framing for this.
Louisana of the Northwest is the other household framing for this.

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Tonight's menu:
shrimp with the spiciest cocktail sauce
champagne cocktails

chicken piccata with rice pilaf
mizuna baby greens with lemon, salt and olive oil
wine, some

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The whole "long con" part of the xz-utils saga is what's crazy. Sleeper agent YEARS in the making. And there's a person out there. WHO ARE THEY!?! Somewhere, RIGHT NOW, sitting at Chipotle thinking "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

amye,
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@shanselman I think my biggest concern now is 'code review now comes with a rousing game of Among Us', but I'm still weighing that concern in a larger context.

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Don’t worry, industry is on top of this. Instead of funding critical software as a risk mitigation, your projects will get a bad score and some finger-wagging from OpenSSF. Mischief managed! 😍

amye,
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@whack heavy sigh and a 1000 yard stare

amye,
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@whack we're done for this week, right?

amye,
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@Conan_Kudo @vwbusguy @whack who amongst us doesn't look to rebuild their entire build system based on a single issue which is undetectable from a technology standpoint.

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@vwbusguy @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @whack @jperrin It's adorable that y'all didn't think I had stories of my own.
It's for another time.

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@vwbusguy @whack @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @jperrin nah. The socratic method of burnination is really best left to Trogdor.

amye,
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@vwbusguy @whack @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @jperrin To pull things back to reality, this is a nuanced set of interactions in a complicated set of dependencies that no one has modelled or faced before.
Grab your hats (infosec, governance, remediation), cowboys.

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The fuck is ZIRP and why does it sound like a new bad startup

(I know what it is, the joke was just ok, ok?)

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