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anarchiv

@anarchiv@todon.nl

Ecocide opposer, classless society proponent.

Call me Alexis or Souvka.
Retired Todon mod. Disabled migrant & parent. Has seen some shit. I've been on here since forever.

💚: the outdoors, dogs, music, scifi, gardening, cooking, urban planning, the humanities, public transport, co-ops, trade unions, democratic confederalism, permaculture, intentional communities, spaceflight, astronomy..

real life Matt Ruff character. pseudo-psychohistorian.

«Eg synest ofte eg vaknar om morgonen med ei kjensle av at verda går av hengslene»

Header: Bryan Versteeg's Kalpana One concept, a rotating cylinder space habitat.
Avatar: the cover of Archivist's self-titled album

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters" - unknown
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It is 08:04 a.m., someone is yelling into a megaphone outside

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Most anglos are probably unaware of this but "comrade" comes from the Latin word "camera" which means room (comp. EN "chamber"), so originally it just meant roommate.

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dutch and german have a lot of "false friends". for instance, "winkelwagen" in dutch means shopping cart, whereas in german it means cybertruck

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You ever come across a t-shirt that just absolutely nails your vibe

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Doing the dishes in the nude hoping to shake my neighbour's habit of standing outside my kitchen window and shouting when he wants to bum a cigarette.

Not sure if I'm weaponising naturism or just weaponising other people's weird hangups wrt nudity.

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chicks who say they'll make a man out of me: i sleep

freddie who says he'll make a supersonic man out of me: real shit

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Waiting for the fedi version of Stack Overflow to appear XD

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@grrrr_shark fedi version of lowercase stack overflow

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urgent household question, do cowboys shrink when you machine wash them

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I miss ICQ

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I would like to apologise to all Danes for spilling the beans on this but

Jeans are referred to as "cowboybukser" (cowboy pants) in Danish

By extension, all denim clothes are cowboy-whatever in Danish

As a result of this, my partner's washing machine has a setting that's only labelled "Cowboy"

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SSRI based diet

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I need everyone to be aware that real life flash bangs aren't like their counterparts in video games. A flash bang can kill you if it goes off too close to your head.

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Ich werde nicht wählen bei dieser Europawahl.

Nicht weil ich nicht will, sondern weil die Bundesrepublik es Auslandsdeutschen praktisch unmöglich macht.

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A male friend told me that he acutely feels the absence of lingerie options for men, and when a woman is all dressed up for him and the best he's got is regular boxers, he feels like he's letting her down.

Masc people, are there options for (masc) dress-up undergarments that give you joy? What are youe go-to lingerie-ish things? Anything?

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@AdaraAstin Sigh, familiar feeling right there.

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All I want is to get rid of the need to perform wage labour so I may finally become a productive member of society

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"Omenahotelli guests usually spend their entire hotel stay without meeting any hotel employees."

Yeah that does sound like a very Finnish concept

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"How to strengthen the Left"

Well, "stop alienating people with notions of ideological purity" seems like a good place to start, but what do I know

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I DID IT

I FUCKING DID IT!!

ZERO INBOX MFERS

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@grrrr_shark You could join my cult! Only if you want to. We're pretty chill as cults go.

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@grrrr_shark THINK? None of us ever thinks about anything. Head empty. What's the point of having a cult when you're expected to think?

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A great thing my partner said about capitalism today:

"Imagine you were a hunter-gatherer and had to spend seven, eight hours a day out trying to catch and collect as much as you possibly can just so some prick can take it from you and give you a little slab of meat and some berries in return to thank you for your effort. How discouraging that would be."

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Here's the full message Voyager I sent back:
"Hey bro gotta make it quick I'm only getting EDGE out here. Man, you should see this. TTYL"

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i can't stop putting my beard into my mouth like i'm some kind of baby that has a beard for some reason

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i wonder if anyone in the german government saw the humour in legalising cannabis three weeks prior to international weed day

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DuckDuckGo DIY vasectomy

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@timorl @schratze
I KNEW this particular wording was a mistake the second I hit Toot

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