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brown567,

Hey! My wife and I just finished listening to that! =D

brown567,

Me having cinnamon bun for breakfast ☺️

brown567,

The threat is only empty if she doesn’t actually say “stop” again!

brown567, (edited )

My wife and I like to call him “the oompa loompa of crime”

“Crimes oompa loompa” for short

brown567,

From what I understand, chest compressions move the lungs enough to equate to shallow breathing (as long as the airway is clear)

brown567,

It’s not safe with all the Kinderstampfenwagen™s out there!

brown567,

And a period, thank you

brown567,

I was about to say, it’s already captioned

brown567,

Horror movies could also be that they want to be murdered in real life

brown567,

Maybe get one a little less heavy then XD

brown567,

This is an example of Affirming the Consequent, also known as the Converse Error

Their statement affirms: “if it makes my dick hard, then it’s a woman” whereas the assumption being made here is “if it’s a woman, then it makes my dick hard”. This is the converse of the original statement, and doesn’t carry the same logical truth as the original.

It should be noted that the inverse (“if it doesn’t make my dick hard, then it isn’t a woman”) also doesn’t, but the contrapositive (“if it’s not a woman, it doesn’t make my dick hard”) does!

brown567,

I love this creature! Ever since I read that article, it’s been hard not to bring it up in completely inappropriate conversations!

brown567,

But how many feet are in a foof? 🤔

brown567,

“Purina”

Yeah, I sure hope it does!

brown567,

I think about this whenever I see legislative efforts to “prevent disinformation” XD

I hate disinformation as much as the next guy, but we gotta be careful who we give charte blanche to censor information XD

brown567,

I think you automatically upvote your own posts/replies

brown567,

But what really sends me over the top is the bumper!

brown567,

Joke’s on you! Cyborg girls ARE my sexuality!

brown567,

I think it probably means it puts out as much light as a 200w incandescent bulb

brown567,

They’re playing with me, they’re shooting for second

Just kidding, I suck at Mario Kart XD

brown567,

Is this Loss?

brown567,

Let’s also remember not to massacre them while distributing it this time, okay?

brown567,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1aa63b9d-a0cb-4ba6-8a1e-12e8276847fd.jpeg

brown567,

It’s been my experience that you can screw things up way faster than you can fix them

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