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candle

@candle@timetheft.social

internet friends enthusiast. average zone, domino club, tool making enjoyer

locked but casual requests welcome

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thinking about running an apolitical competition where every entrant represents a political nation state

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thanks that's really helpful

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another discussion on what art is on the timeline. well we all know already. art is my big fat ass.

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@ray centuries of philosophy of art and still no answer better than this

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king arthur???

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most of my games you get to choose which thing to look at first. what more do you want

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Honey I Ate Your Ass

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misread enthusiasts as euthanists

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I had all this time to think of weed related top surgery puns because of the timing and haven't come up with any so now I need to enlist your help

candle,
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@ray say goodbye to boobie and hello to doobie

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??????

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meet the baby that's queering yoda

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"PLAY ON CHROME OR EDGE" damn can't even cum without chrome

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getting ads for energy drinks.. should never had posted about playing a video game

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a secret blend of 11 paracetamols and ibuprofens

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    candle,
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    @aetataureate its probably too niche to be useful, but some researchers talk in terms of "competencies" to avoid ascribing "intelligence"

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    mulder on the dance floor

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    im the cory doctorow of rectum, but don't call me cory proctorow

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    losing it at this part of the title sequence???

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    abolished car sounds:

    1. horn
    2. alarm
    3. doors
    4. engine
    5. guy shouting

    permitted car sounds:

    1. crushed into cube
    2. crashing into wall
    3. bubbles of air leaving while sinking into a lake
    4. exploding
    ray, to random

    tried slay the spire and it's got me bad, I wake up thinking in cards

    candle,
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    @ray i live my life a quarter deck at a time

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    candle,
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    @cordillera i managed to convince enough friends to join masto that i can use this for the good bits of twitter. its definitely different of course but i dont miss twitter that much. the one thing is i dont have a fucks clue what people are talking about when they reference the latest stupid current event or annoying trend.. i relied on twitter to hear about that. took me ages to realise the mexican alien wasnt just a funny image from 20 years ago

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    im the john wick of sex, but dont call me john dick

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    you become a ghost. what form do you choose

    candle,
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    @ray tempted by orb depending on what powers i have. but worst case it could be fun to guide people around like a video game quest hint

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