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cendyne, to random
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This app is forever in no-longer-supported purgatory

cendyne, to random
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lol

lmao

cendyne, to random
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@arch what the dog doin

arch,
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@cendyne being eepy ;-;

cendyne, to random
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Advising employer's Slack workspace admin to opt us out of training their AI models...

cendyne, to random
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Go home java, you're drunk

cendyne, to random
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I got complimented for writing two pages of questions for a first time meeting with an integration middleware company. "Of the forty partners we've had, you're the only one to do this"

I mean, it's my 5th time overseeing an integration, I know what we care about and what will get in the way.. why not come prepared if we have only 30 minutes to talk

neurovagrant,
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@cendyne Never did my homework as a kid.

Can't conceive of not doing my homework before a meeting as an adult, though...

cendyne, to random
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Gmail is the next thing to die :')
(Well, probably chrome apps in general, actually)

cendyne, to random
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Listening to some internet radio
It kept getting discord noises and setting me off at work

arch,
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cendyne, to random
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I came back from vacation and our AWS TAM leaves a yubisneeze in the shared slack channel

arch,
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@cendyne I have never heard the term yubisneeze before but I’m using it from now on

cendyne, to random
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Nuclear engineering introductory lesson at a furry convention

cendyne, to random
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I love how I always hit edge cases whenever I try something.

The Apple sign in button should not be 250 px high.

Mentioned once on a forum 4 years ago https://forums.developer.apple.com/forums/thread/122857

cendyne, to random
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Waiting for the day randsomware is built with electron

neurovagrant,
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@cendyne isn't that just Chrome at this point?

cendyne, to random
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Anyone remember being guilt tripped by bonzai buddy?

cendyne, to random
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This week was a wild ride at work. Solved an OOM disaster where 1.8MB of gzip'd json would decompress into over 600MB of JSON, which balloons into more when deserialized. And brought processing time down on some background jobs from 5 minutes to 3 seconds.

Would you believe me if I said linked lists are not sets and n^n algorithms are bad?

Incidents like these remind me why some tech companies interview for algorithm efficiency.

imrehg,
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@cendyne that's some great work! Would love to hear more about the gory details!

cendyne, to random
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lol hashicorp

arch,
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@cendyne lmao, even

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