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cendyne

@cendyne@furry.engineer

#cryptography and cloud infrastructure naga #infosec #appsec
Not into internet fun money

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Listening to some internet radio
It kept getting discord noises and setting me off at work

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I came back from vacation and our AWS TAM leaves a yubisneeze in the shared slack channel

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Nuclear engineering introductory lesson at a furry convention

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I love how I always hit edge cases whenever I try something.

The Apple sign in button should not be 250 px high.

Mentioned once on a forum 4 years ago https://forums.developer.apple.com/forums/thread/122857

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Waiting for the day randsomware is built with electron

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Anyone remember being guilt tripped by bonzai buddy?

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This week was a wild ride at work. Solved an OOM disaster where 1.8MB of gzip'd json would decompress into over 600MB of JSON, which balloons into more when deserialized. And brought processing time down on some background jobs from 5 minutes to 3 seconds.

Would you believe me if I said linked lists are not sets and n^n algorithms are bad?

Incidents like these remind me why some tech companies interview for algorithm efficiency.

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lol hashicorp

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haha, the HN response to "uwubernetes" is to create a new user called "furcrime" and vent on that.

Lately that place has become more visibly anti-queer at the top too.

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I now have a squarespace account, that I never asked for.

Why?
Google Domains sold out, and as they renew the domains, they shove it off to an account on squarespace with the same email, which is conveniently authenticated with "log in with google"

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After 1090 days, one of my VMs was restarted to fix a problem

It didn't fix the problem. The disk was full, yet only 7.6 / 16 GB were used.
There's this thing called "inodes" which you can query the use of with df -i
100% inode usage.. how? Tried to use find and sort to find out where they were used and.. oh it can't create a temp file.

Great. Eventually I found something that gives a recursive count of files for each directory. Home. Cendyne. Maildir?

Wait what's this? 884883 files for queued messages from root to Cendyne?

Okay.. every minute cron has been sending an email which has been queued in the inbox for years.

rm *
Are you sure you want to delete more than 100 files?
Y
...
Too many parameters zsh backs out
find -type f -delete

Finally, my vm is alive again

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Deep breaths

cendyne, to random
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Cookie chips are keeping me up at night

Not that kind

I mean.. https://developers.google.com/privacy-sandbox/3pcd/chips

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Well, I accidently deleted my partner's website's database.

I guess I'm using this excuse to move off CouchDB. As nice as it is it's a bit heavy for what I'm using it for. I will find another use for it!

cendyne,
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@arch sqlite time

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The future of self checkout is waiting in line behind 20 carts while 10 operator stations are unstaffed

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Buying new computer parts.
The water cooler loop did leak, but it wasn't the cause.

Motherboard USBs were not predictably functioning. Would occasionally disconnect and reconnect.

For a while I would have this thing where every 40-80 seconds, the mouse and keyboard would pause buffer for 8 or so seconds. Then the mouse would jump to where it should be.

I switched to a PCIe USB card and it worked wonders better. Except for when I needed to peek into the bios.

Swapping in the old GPU, which should work, has the same behavior as the new GPU which a bit of fluid coolant spilled on.

Can't boot from a USB drive.

Can't boot into windows.

I think it is halting once the cpu exits 16 bit mode in the bootloader. Windows at least had the sense to toss in a watchdog timer to reboot if nothing proceeds.

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Too bad vhs -> vcr -> capture doesn't compress too well

cendyne, to passkeys
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Hmm, does ebay not let you set up more than one passkey? It says "Passkeys" after setting up one with faceid... And then has the option "Turn off" instead of "Edit"

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Why does Twitter want a precise geolocation?

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Macbook keyboard is sticking. Darn butterfly switches.
uses a steam cleaner on it

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CSS prefers Light theme? Dark theme? Why not prefers-color-scheme hot-dog-stand?

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Google discovered and indexed my sticker archive. Oops. Time to Noindex that

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Online marketing specialists: "A mailing list is the most effective way to reach your customers. It has the highest conversion rate, because everybody on that list chose to be a subscriber"

Actual businesses: start calling their regular "Our Specials" maildrop a "Newsletter"

cendyne,
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@uastronomer also businesses

sales adds you to their newsletter without asking and then you're wondering why you're being advertised on gig work QA services each week

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Yeah, don't know how to fix it. Doxygen is just refusing to output the usual file for my template using aliases / inline constexpr variables as a standalone XML so breathe just cannot find half of my stuff.

So all of my documentation is extremely broken on the latest Doxygen.

cendyne,
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@thephd time to rewrite doxygen in rust

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settled on a fridge that is larger than most california apartments

cendyne,
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@eric_capuano @_lennart @Viss new feature in washing machines and other household appliances connected to the internet! Functioning as a residential vpn gateway for unscrupulous actors to stream Netflix or commit fraud.

(Sarcasm, but might be reality)

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