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chaser, 3 months ago to random

“It’s a medical miracle,” 60 year old man suddenly grows spine
https://chaser.com.au/national/its-a-medical-miracle-60-year-old-man-suddenly-grows-spine/

chaser, 3 months ago to random

As Scott Morrison enters the private sector, he will need to learn how to talk like a 'business wanker', as opposed to his natural 'regular wanker' talk.

Luckily he can learn from the best by going to the Wankernomics 2.0: "As Per My Last Email" tour!
https://wankernomics.com/live-shows

chaser, 3 months ago to random

Australia Day to be moved to Scott Morrison’s resignation day
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/australia-day-to-be-moved-to-scott-morrisons-resignation-day/

chaser, 3 months ago to random

Peter Dutton demands more detail on ‘People who earn less than 180k’
https://chaser.com.au/national/peter-dutton-demands-more-detail-on-people-who-earn-less-than-180k/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Liberal party in turmoil after six former ministers quit parliament
https://chaser.com.au/national/liberal-party-in-turmoil-after-six-former-ministers-quit-parliament/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

‘Heroic’, Scott Morrison leaves politics without ever shooting a protesting woman
https://chaser.com.au/national/heroic-scott-morrison-leaves-politics-without-ever-shooting-a-protesting-woman/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Meet this 6 month old multimillionaire and find out his secret to self-made success
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/meet-this-6-month-old-multimillionaire-and-find-out-his-secret-to-self-made-success/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

King Charles rushed to hospital after hearing Woolies has stopped selling Australian flag thongs
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/king-charles-rushed-to-hospital-after-hearing-woolies-has-stopped-selling-australian-flag-thongs/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

ABC denies internal racism issue, “none of our white employees have experienced racism”
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/abc-denies-internal-racism-issue-none-of-our-white-employees-have-experienced-racism/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

All the historical inaccuracies in the Australian Gladiators reboot
https://chaser.com.au/entertainment/all-the-historical-inaccuracies-in-the-australian-gladiators-reboot/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Alan Jones takes break from broadcasting to spend more time writing love letters to students
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/alan-jones-takes-break-from-broadcasting-to-spend-more-time-writing-love-letters-to-students/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

"Make Australia Day Great Again!" by guest contributor Peter Dutton

Click here for the full piece: https://preview.mailerlite.io/preview/448398/emails/110133378269841092

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Bob Katter announces support for Australia Day merch, but won’t spend any time on it, because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland https://chaser.com.au/national/bob-katter-announces-support-for-australia-day-merch-but-wont-spend-any-time-on-it-because-in-the-meantime-every-three-months-a-person-is-torn-to-pieces-by-a-crocodile-in-north-queensland/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Jetstar introduces “door stays on” fee
https://chaser.com.au/business/jetstar-introduces-door-stays-on-fee/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

‘Pro-Bono’ lawyer clarifies he just meant that he is a big fan of U2
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/pro-bono-lawyer-clarifies-he-just-meant-that-he-is-a-big-fan-of-u2/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Royal family condemns Meghan Markle’s failure to stop Prince Andrew visiting Epstein’s island
https://chaser.com.au/world/royal-family-condemns-meghan-markles-failure-to-stop-prince-andrew-visiting-epsteins-island/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Chaser's top posts of 2023:
“If Brittany Higgins wanted our sympathy she should have committed war crimes”, says News Corp columnist
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/if-brittany-higgins-wanted-our-sympathy-she-should-have-committed-war-crimes-says-news-corp-columnist/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

‘Woke’ Australian cricket team strikes again ‘cancelling’ the 5th day of the Boxing Day test match by winning too fast
https://chaser.com.au/sport/woke-australian-cricket-team-strikes-again-cancelling-the-5th-day-of-the-boxing-day-test-match-by-winning-too-fast/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

From August: Channel 7 executives scrambling to find out what “women” are, in wake of soccer ratings record
https://chaser.com.au/sport/channel-7-executives-scrambling-to-find-out-what-women-are-in-wake-of-soccer-ratings-record/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

From October:
Israel claims Hamas base was located inside dead journalist
https://chaser.com.au/world/israel-claims-hamas-base-was-located-inside-dead-journalist/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

The Chaser's top posts of 2023:
Barbie slammed for setting unrealistic standard of young girls being able to afford a house when they grow up
https://chaser.com.au/entertainment/barbie-slammed-for-setting-unrealistic-standard-of-young-girls-being-able-to-afford-a-house-when-they-grow-up/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Best of 2023, from September:

BREAKING: Dictator voluntarily cedes power
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/dictator-voluntarily-cedes-power/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

From June: Harold Holt finds missing submarine
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/harold-holt-finds-missing-submarine/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Looking back at 2023. From the coronation in May:

Awkward moment as Scott Morrison swears himself in as King
https://chaser.com.au/world/awkward-moment-as-scott-morrison-swears-himself-in-as-king/

chaser, 4 months ago to random

Christmas cancelled after Qantas loses Santa’s toy sack
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/christmas-cancelled-after-qantas-loses-santas-toy-sack/