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fzer0

@fzer0@nerdculture.de

I have never followed a rule. That is my rule.
Do you follow? I don't.

I work in IT, i've lost faith in humanity long before it was cool.

(Avatar is Rolf from Knights of Xentar)

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fzer0, to random
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"Papa, ich MUSS fernsehen, die Neandertaler hatten kein Fersehen und sind ausgestorben"

Die Logik ist wohl nicht anfechtbar. :comfyshrug:
*schaltet Fernseher ein

Fischblog, to random German
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TIL: praktisch niemand hier weiß mehr, wer Caesar war.

fzer0,
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@Fischblog

Edward Sallow

fzer0, to random
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🎵

https://invidious.private.coffee/watch?v=59Q_lhgGANc

kaia, to random
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fzer0,
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@kaia

Til Schweiger sagte dazu "Hmffmfmf mffhemffmf maffn fmfefeme"

eightfiftythree, to random German
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Das Kind (4) betrachtet die beeindruckende nahende Gewitterfront.

„Wenn das so aussieht, dann ist bestimmt die ganze Welt krank. Das steht in meinem Handy.“

Das Kind ahnt ja nicht, auf wie vielen Ebenen diese Aussage wahr ist.

fzer0,
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@eightfiftythree

Ya

There's a storm coming Termintator 2

fzer0, to random
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One of the best ways to combat weeds in your flower garden is to plant wild strawberries instead and it has some nice benefits.
The kids love it.

fzer0, to random
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A good deed every day.

Blocked a person who felt offended by me so now the person no longer has to read my bad bad posts.

DieFurie, to random German
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Hallo, ihr lieben Tröten!

Meine Kids (12 Jahre) sind nun offiziell im Team "Heuschnupfen", allergisch auf Frühblüher & Gräser. Für dieses Jahr ist das Schlimmste überstanden, aber ich wäre dankbar für Tipps von Eltern, welche Mittel Euren Kiddis helfen, damit sie die Frühjahrszeit besser überstehen - für mich ist das absolutes Neuland.
Wir hatten Livocab, hat aber nicht so dolle geholfen.

Bitte keine Homöopathie-Empfehlungen! 😬

Danke! 💚

fzer0,
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@DieFurie

Unpopular opinion (maybe)

Am besten hilft eine Desensibilisierung bei HNO des vertrauens. 💉

kaia, to random
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guys will rather build an autocannon in their basement than go to therapy

fzer0,
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@kaia

Building stuff IS therapy

kaia, to random
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Equipped with a purpose-designed Buffalo Bicycle from World Bicycle Relief, students, health workers and entrepreneurs in low-income regions create opportunities for themselves, their families and entire communities.

https://worldbicyclerelief.org/the-bike/

fzer0,
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@kaia

Sounds a bit like a Puch Waffenrad.
Everyone here had one after the war and these things still work to this day.

fzer0,
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@kaia

Lol, i doxxed my location way harder already.

fzer0,
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@kaia

Oh, that's fucked up.

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I really like the #garden.

kaia, to random
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is the fedicouncil stuff still a thing? :l_think:

fzer0,
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@kaia

:blobcatlul:

@xarvos

kaia, to random
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I like spice, but the bf can eat spicy stuff where I need milk. he's a bit of a painslut let's be real :hehe:

fzer0,
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@kaia

I think that's kind of a myth when it comes to spicy food.
The wife is a redhead and does not tolerate spicy food at all.
Sometimes to a point when i don't even notice any hotness.

@meso @mangeurdenuage

fzer0,
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@zappes @kaia

Romour has it that redheads have a higher tolerance for pain which is, afaik, not true.
They have a higher tolerance for pain medication which means they need more painkillers for the same effect.

Maybe the health bubble knows more.

@meso @mangeurdenuage

kaia, to random
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this contains all the things popular on fedi :chise_wow:

fzer0,
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@kaia

Wo :eichhamst3r:

lovinurbanism, to random German
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Wie viele Jahrhunderthochwasser passen denn in ein Jahrhundert? Frage für 1 Klimakatastrophe.

fzer0,
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@lovinurbanism

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahrhunderthochwasser

fzer0, to random
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Good morning fedi!

What should i cook today?
Asking for a family with picky kids.

:blobcatnompizza:

fzer0,
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@Mr_GHARice

Yeah, in the end it's pasta or pizza. :blobcatlul:

amueller, to random German
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Ich kann mir das nicht oft genug ansehen. 👍

Konstantin von Notz hält Rede im Deutschen Bundestag.

fzer0,
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@amueller

Das hat er aber schön gesagt.

fzer0, to random
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Friday!

fzer0,
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@carbon_compound

Nach 20 Jahren ist der Stammtich ein Treffen unter Freunden.
Die Hälfte ist schon in Rente.

Fuck, ich werde alt.....

fzer0,
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@carbon_compound

Es sei dir veegönnt. 😄

fzer0, to random
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#WisdomOfToday

Being #austrian means hating on the #germans because they seem so arrogant and at the same time admiring the #swiss because they are even more arrogant.

We are a strange kind of mountain people.

fzer0,
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@Mab_813

I think you overanalyze this a bit.
It was more of a joke.

fzer0,
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@Mab_813

The hate/love between austria and germany is well known imho.

But if you want to be offended that much feel free to do so.

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