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fzer0

@fzer0@nerdculture.de

I have never followed a rule. That is my rule.
Do you follow? I don't.

I work in IT, i've lost faith in humanity long before it was cool.

(Avatar is Rolf from Knights of Xentar)

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Tami, to random German
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Ich höre irgendwie häufiger von Frauen 'der war nicht gut im Bett' als von Männern 'die war nicht gut im Bett'.
Theorie 1: Männer sind zufrieden, Hauptsache Sex.
Theorie 2: Frauen sind nur mit ganz wenigen Ausnahmen schlecht im Bett
Theorie 3: Frauen vergessen manchmal, dass sie zu guten Sex was beitragen können

(Ja, ich kenne die schlechten Typen, die einmal rüberknattern, stöhnen wie ein Walross, ermüdet zusammensinken und dann ein Lob wollen)

fzer0,
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@Tami

Ich tippe auf die 1

Mitsu, to random

Gossiping with classmates 💅🏻

fzer0,
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@Mitsu

Lies!
*but pssst, who told you that?

fzer0, to random
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Took a walk

kaia, to random
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hey fedi, I have this 85 year old neighbor who fell for one of these tech support scams and got his PC encrypted. to prevent this going forward, is there a Linux that looks like Windows? something like Windows XP might be best.

the gentleman needs some Windows things, like his (Windows/Mac) tax software, still running on Linux.

fzer0,
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@aZa1905 @kaia

This 👆, it won't get easier than Mint imo.

raccoon, to random

I HUNGER

fzer0,
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@raccoon
:blobcatcookienom:

fzer0, to random
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Got drunk at work today and now i am invited by a friend for some more 🍺

kaia, to random
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I wrongly assumed Adam Savage was Jewish huh

fzer0,
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@kaia

You sure you're german?

fzer0, to random
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"I think it's neat, and if you watched this far you do too.
Because after all, it's our autism and we get to choose our special interest"

Best line today :blobcatevil:

fzer0, to random
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What to do with people who constantly complain about everything but refuse to change anything?

kaia, to random
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somebody will input "Minimize the people who have cancer to zero" to ChatGPT 5 and we're all ducked

fzer0,
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@kaia
Ducked?

video/mp4

fzer0,
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@raccoon @kaia

He's back! :blobcathappy:

video/mp4

18+ fzer0, to random
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A tragedy has happend

fzer0,
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@snifffe

My condolences 😢

fzer0,
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@sternwarte looks more like Franziskaner

fzer0, to random
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Mornin' Fedi

fzer0, to random German
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Ui, hier geht gerade die Welt unter
⛈️

fzer0, to random
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Ffs!
Old company fired their CFO and somehow got hold of my private number.

☎️
:comfyrage:

fzer0,
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@lucy

The fact that i was the CIO and they need me because of an CFO issue now was one of the reasons i quit.

You sure you want that kind of stress?

fzer0,
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Old company fucked up the SQL server (again).
Not sure if i should laugh or cry.
Anyway, this will get expensive in the long run.....

tazgetroete, to random German
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Was es sonst noch so zu Sylt zu sagen gibt 🤮 👉 https://taz.de/Sylt/!t5020856/

fzer0,
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@tazgetroete

Ah, die Linken sind schuld.

Hätten sie mal besser auf die Demokratie aufgepasst....

CGdoppelpunkt, to random German
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Die FAZ bittet um Eure Meinung zum CO2-Neuwagen-Zulassungsende 2035!

https://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/cdu-beklagt-online-abstimmung-ueber-verbrennerverbot-manipuliert-19743663.html

fzer0,
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@CGdoppelpunkt

Ist das der neue heiße Scheiß?
Fragt jetzt jede Zeitung den gleichen Müll ab?
Immer und immer wieder bis irgendwo mal ein CDU Ergebnis rauskommt?

Ich würds ja mal in der AfD Parteizeitung probieren, da klappts dann sicher.

fzer0, to random
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Club Toast

dielinke, to random German
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Deutliches Plädoyer für ein soziales Europa und eine starke Die Linke im Europäischen Parlament von Gregor Gysi auf unserem Europakonvent "Gerechtigkeit geht #nurmitlinks".

fzer0,
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@dielinke

Ihr sagt immer so gute Sachen und dann wird doch wieder Putin der Arsch geküsst.

fzer0, to random
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Walked with the boys and picked some flowers for mum.
#flowerpower

kaia, to random
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I urgently need a nerdy gift that can be Amazon-Primed for a 40-something dude who likes Star Wars, Blade, and many other nerdy things :mukiHelp:

fzer0,
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@kaia

Reasons

fzer0,
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@kaia

What? No, not lewd at all.

Getdigital.de is a good shopping site for nerdy stuff.
Quality is usually pretty good, not sure about the speed tho.

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