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humanhorseshoes, to random
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@davep Woman is at her husband's funeral. A man walks up to her and says "So sorry for your loss. Mind if I say a word?" and she says "No go right ahead." The man gets up to the podium and says "Plethora." With tears in her eyes, the widow says "Thanks. That means a lot."

humanhorseshoes, to random
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I must say it’s weird to be in a European country that’s completely ignoring Eurovision

anderseknert,
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humanhorseshoes, to random
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Weirdest threat ever for suggesting that ABBA performing Waterloo was more important that Riverdance. People are so odd.

anderseknert,
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@humanhorseshoes Someone threatened you over that? 😲

Also, you're absolutely right.

humanhorseshoes, to random
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humanhorseshoes, to random
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Oh look the rapture never happened. Amazed.

humanhorseshoes, to random
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Talk to a Canadian as an Irish person amd the royal family is where you diverge

humanhorseshoes,
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@timrichards @humanhorseshoes weirdly supportive of it, it’s curious being from a country that got rid of it to meet willing colonies

timrichards,
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@humanhorseshoes It's now so invisible here that, strangely, it's become more difficult to get rid of. Hard to argue against something that no one thinks about very often (other than the celeb factor)

humanhorseshoes, to random
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It is ALWAYS the 'family values' ones that are the biggest danger to kids. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68353302

humanhorseshoes, to random
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Budapest metro: something happening

humanhorseshoes, to random
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@davep I’ve only got two or three good Motown jokes left. Four Tops.

humanhorseshoes, to random
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hello world

humanhorseshoes,
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@ruud thank you, the only Dutch I know is "dames en heren" when I fly KLM

ruud,
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@humanhorseshoes Oh, well good thing we have a Translate feature, too bad I forgot to set the language of my Post to Dutch so that doesn't work 🙂

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