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jadedtwin

@jadedtwin@corteximplant.com

Bilingual (๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ)
artist, linguist, ex-hacker - she/her๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

autistic digital punk, married to an ADHD analog punk, particular individual, a certain cartoon show is only 1 season longer than me, as salty as the ocean that birthed me

if you wanna support me: https://jadedtwin.com
digital garden: https://jadedtwin.neocities.org/

Human art > literal dog poo > "AI" art
Graffiti > art galleries

One half Em&Em https://corteximplant.net/users/x00001 :cyberheart_red:

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revengeday, to random
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I now exist as Holo-Ramsi :holoramsi: thanks to @jadedtwin

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday ermagerd! I didn't even think of it as an emoji! Beautiful ๐Ÿคฉ

jadedtwin, to random
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Tattoo apt next week and all my brain is focused on is "e-ink tattoos when?"

x00001, to random
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Less asphalt means it stays cooler? Who would have thought! /s

The US Is Now Building Car-Free Apartments That Resemble Europe: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5q6lo0JIjO/ ๐Ÿšฒโ€‹

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001 George Washingmachine died on the cross so you could drive a Ford Patriot to work everyday. Why would you spit on his grave?

revengeday, to random
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I'm so bored today that I'm boring myself.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday boring ;D

Animated gif of a drill boring a hole

revengeday, to random
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I was outside for a bit. It was shit. Humans everywhere.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday tell them to leave!

revengeday, to random
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It's :feierabend_01:โ€‹:feierabend_02:โ€‹ in a few minutes, and luckily tomorrow is a public holiday in Germany.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday I swear every week has 38 holidays over there. While in Berlin, I spent more time off because of a major holiday than actually in class xD

jadedtwin, to random
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Scenes from a post,
a monolog:

That random opinion you have just posted is incorrect and it's my job to correct you. No I'm not an expert in the subject. I googled a related article, looked at the headline, and pasted the link in my comment. It shows how right I am. Now suffer in my smug!

What's that? You have a counter argument? La la la la I'm not listening, I already won la la la my cognitive dissonance won't let me listen!

jadedtwin, to random
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โœ… cortex implant account
โœ… cyber.ms account
โœ… joined Obey The System on discord
โœ… totentanz.club account

and finally, can โœ… nightcity.bar

gotta collect them all! Fragment my soul across the net please :D

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday according to @marta I need to get matrix now lol

I'm also seriously considering making a hackers.town account ๐Ÿคฃ

jadedtwin,
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@x00001 now I really want one! So exclusive! :gnah:

revengeday, to random
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Can someone tidy up my desktop for me? It looks messy again.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday it looks like your desktop is a bit messy. Would you like some help installing BonziBuddy?

revengeday, to random
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Dรถner :doener:โ€‹:

  • Delicious
  • Looks good
  • Always there for you (24/7)

Tech bros:

  • Steals your data
  • Steals your money
  • Replaces you with an AI
jadedtwin,
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@revengeday dรถner.laden when?

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday dรถner-la.den?

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday xD oops could do dรถner.store

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday :o

jadedtwin,
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@x00001 @revengeday now I gotta draw that....thanks :cyberheart_green: :doener:

jadedtwin,
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@x00001 @revengeday dรถner coin :p

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday as one of my old professors used to put it: "wie sagt man lame auf deutsch!"

jadedtwin,
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@x00001 @revengeday jadedtwin.revengeday.corteximplant.doener.store/index.html

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001 my first name is admin and my last name is password! Every computer is mine >:3

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001 the tastiest instance on fedi :D

revengeday, to random
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Can someone pull me out of this deep hole? Thanks to @Gargron cuddling around with his Silicon Valley friends, I'm itching to close the instance here. Mastodon somehow feels dirty atm.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday just gimme warning to migrate :D

jadedtwin, to random
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I got off my lazy butt and exported my zine into .pdf

download free here:
https://jadedtwin.neocities.org/aLibrary

or if you wanna donate:
https://ko-fi.com/s/2bbf01c863

jadedtwin, to TheSimpsons
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Be not afraid!

revengeday, to random
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Time to sleep, but the party on :corteximplant: will not end (never :neocat_floof_devil:โ€‹).

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday sleep good!

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