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jeffcliff

@jeffcliff@shitposter.club

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#1 most reported person on shitposter.club
#1 reason cited why niu.moe was censored across the fediverse, and hence, the cause of the 'poor reputation' of niu.moe among narrow minded people, and plausible cause of its inevitable shutdown.
#1 reason cited why todon.eu had to be defederated from / fediblocked for by other instances until they defederated from shitposter.club so people couldn't communicate with me anymore.
Uregina B.Sc. CompSci '10
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白左.我不了解中国.
Ndocha.

about jeff:
"the biggest mansplainer I've ever met" - @Sherrizzle
"Jeff needs a shorter bio." - @saskboy
"The Fediverse is just Jeff Cliffs hellthread world and we're all living in it."- @GoodBoyUV
"the Hitler of chink biolabs." - @yockeypuck
"a leftist who never got around to updating his firmware and now [he's] stuck with a bunch of Internet racists on Poast and schizophrenic desert tech gnostics like myself." - @NEETzsche
"Jeff Cliff is the fediverses favourite person to hate," - @Waerloga
"Is the fediverse just everyone reacting to Jeff cliff posts?" - https://shitposter.club/users/thatguyoverthere
"First rule of ripple: everyone is six links from jeffcliff" - @socrates1024
"he is https://git.freecumextremist.com's strongest soldier" - @grumbulon
"Jeff oftentimes comes off as "LE LEFTIST OMG" but holy shit, he has some of the most level-headed and yet at the same time, based takes on this whole platform. You can't pay for this kind of thing." - @Eschatology
"an early prototype of what the average bugman will be in the future." - @deesenaughts
"seriously ... should be locked away like Galileo"- @D00B
"pink hat hacker" - @RedRocket69
"even rms isn't this gnutarded" - @coldacid
"In terms of internet debate libtards Jeff is very high value " - @Eris
"Jeff is the standard against which all [...] takes are measured. They should keep him where they keep all the weight and measurements standards in France, right next to the kilogram" - @Godcast
"a normie ...who has somehow made normie-ism into an extremist position" - @SuperLutheran
"[jeff] might be a stupid libtard, but [he's] our stupid libtard"- @hatefulmongoose
"almost hyperbolic levels of Letzter Mensch energy" - @AnonymousBosch
"Jeff has a habit of coming to the correct conclusions for the worst possible reasons Its endearing tbh" - @monsterislandcolonizer
"Jeff reaches the most based positions for the most retarded reasons" - @LovecraftEnthusiast
"There's a new version of the modal ontological argument that posits the existence of a maximally annoying being. Jeff is that being." - @cirnog
"Chief Stays-Indoors" - @RahowasaurusRex1979
"the most annoying user on the Fediverse" - @verretor
"slightly less liberal than Richard Spencer" - @Ottovonshitpost
"Jonathan Pageau is the opposite of Jeff Cliff. I can't explain why I think this, but it is deeply symbolically true"- @Binkle
"i seriously think you're insane, i guess high-functioning insane but still." - @Alex_Linder
"THE LEGIONARY THAT REFUSED TO LEAVE HIS POST AT POMPEII" - @nugger
"the cringe gift that keeps on giving" - @DEERBLOOD
"only God could create a nonstop cringe machine like you" - @KashKustomer
"the ideal Canadian" - @amerika
"a militant" - @mystik
"The Emma faber fedi treasure! She is almost as much a treasure as Jeff Cliff. Jeff Cliff wins though cause he's a man and men are better"- @Omega_Variant
"real fat" - @dew_the_dew
"Jeff is the GitHub of the fedi.." - @bot
"I rate Jeff a 9/10 on the fediverse." - @marine
"I am always impressed by Jeff." - @Leaflord
"No other account on our server is as controversial as yours. " - @dean
"...anything but mindless. He's actually a pretty good dude." - @Sabex
"fedi's most dedicated shill." - @Zerglingman
"You're not racist or antisemitic enough and that is a problem. for you." - @moomin

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jeffcliff, to rust
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Dreampt that decided to officially switch to [tm] and convert all their software over.

Moon, to random
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want alt text on my images? pay me

jeffcliff,
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i will repeat my offer for any blind user to tag me in any image and i will provide commentary on what it is

jeffcliff, to random
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youtube just broke the ability to search for creative commons stuff with ublock enabled

jeffcliff, to random
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wonder what this was about?

> KNOWING THE SITUATION IN CANADA WE CANNOT EXPECT THEM TO SPARE 15 TONS
https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/1973ISLAMA03748_b.html

PNS, to random

Anyone seen @jeffcliff ?

Rumors of vax-related turbo herpes...

jeffcliff,
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COVID causes resurgence of herpes https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36880642/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8520410/
which is what we'd expect in an immunes system damaging virus like COVID

jeffcliff,
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yeah

there's a way of supporting your immune system, like not getting infected by a bsl3 pathogen that directly attacks your T-cells

jeffcliff,
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covid started in nov 2019

jeffcliff,
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No you didn't. You had something else, probably influenza

jeffcliff,
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so the politicians who are saying covid is over/no big deal/just the flu and to go out and shop are. . . __________ ?

also

[ the correct answer is LYING ]

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" PALESTINIAN REVOLUTION HAS RIGHT TO DEFEND ITS EXISTENCE AND COUNTINUITY OT ITS ARMED STRUGGLE AGAINST AGGRESSION FROM ANY QUARTER."

who were they fighting against? one guess.

Moon, to random
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List of books not allowed at banned book fair:

jeffcliff,
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is the book of the list of books not allowed at the book fair not allowed at the book fair of banned books?

Private
jeffcliff,
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what the fuck

condret, to random

there should be a movie or show, where all black characters are played by blackfaced white peopleand all white characters are played by whitefaced black people.

jeffcliff,
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@condret this could be hilarious
wonder if it's been done

jeffcliff, to random
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are you a newcomer though

jeffcliff,
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unlike, say @animeirl

jeffcliff,
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ie ........are you?

i'm guessing you're younger/newer than moon

jeffcliff,
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i mean to contributing to free software generally

do you know anyone younger than you who has contributed more than you have lately? if so who

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If you think that Google or Microsoft are Evil Corporations, you haven't really seen Evil.

Meet Larry Ellison, who is almost 80 and somehow still alive. Larry heads Oracle Corporation since founding it. Every single product that Oracle has ever bought was either killed or turned to shit.

Oracle bought MySQL (mostly to kill it), which in turn resulted in MariaDB fork. In 2023, I can say I haven't seen MySQL/MariaDB used for quite a while for anything except PixelFed (for some reason) and Amarok (yes, the music player).
Oracle bought Sun Microsystems and KILLED EVERYTHING SUN HAD EVER MADE WITH FIRE with the sole exception of Java. SPARC? Dead. Solaris? On life support. In fact, Solaris was open source/free software/whatever you wish to call it before the acquisition. After the acquisition, no Solaris code was ever published again.

Let's talk about the main product of Oracle Corporation, the Oracle Database Management System. Did you know that Oracle explicitly prohibits publishing any benchmark results without prior approval? That's right, if you own a licensed copy of Oracle DBMS, you can't tell anyone how good it is. Because if you do, your license will likely be revoked and you might even get a fat lawsuit. So far, this is the one of the two databases I know of with the license having this clause. IBM has a similar thing in their DB2, but only to an extent. IBM DB2 license requires that all published benchmarks must provide full information for reproducing the results, including hardware specs, OS settings, et cetera. MSSQL is the other DBMS with a license clause prohibiting sharing benchmark results without their prior approval, but this is Microsoft we're talking about.

The feud between benchmarks and Oracle goes back to the early 80s. In 1983, Dr. David DeWitt benchmarked Oracle DBMS and published results, which made Larry furious. To the extent that Larry wanted DeWitt fired from the university where he worked. Rumour has it, for years after that DeWitt couldn't land jobs because many companies were afraid to lose Oracle licenses for hiring him. Imagine being that petty.

Anyhow, I'm glad Oracle doesn't own any product I use or I am forced to use. I hope Oracle dies from cancer filled with cancer, yes, the entire company. They deserve it.

jeffcliff,
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Oracle is a good example of what a proprietary software world looks like

jeffcliff,
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on the contrary
this has everything to do with it being proprietary

ellison wouldn't be able to do 99.9999% of the shit he has done if oracle's software was free

jeffcliff, to random
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and yeah, sorry @Moon that one guy just has it coming

jeffcliff, to random
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There's a million children in gaza.

There's enough water in the area for about 600,000 people.

This means, in the last decade, gaza has gone from 'a little over capacity compared to their long-term water supply' to 'COMPLETELY FUCKED" because they couldn't keep their dicks in their pants.

Part of the problem is they are trying to outbreed the jews, and aren't willing to sterilize their women (due, in part, to islam)

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1712123827273019648

jeffcliff,
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the current situation is beyond fucked and there is no answer to questions like that

ie hamas is going to benefit from it, that's all there is to it

jeffcliff,
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> terrorists

c'mon now we both know the real "terrorists" here are bibi and

jeffcliff,
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> my interpretation of the situation is that israel wants to eliminate hamas entirely.

realistically, they also want to eliminate fatah

jeffcliff,
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sure
just not with fatah

jeffcliff,
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sure there is

  • russia/china/israel is pointing nuclear weapons at them
  • covid is running rampant
  • global warming is continuing to worsen
  • the US has been drawing on unrenewable sources for a bunch of inputs, such as water, en masse for a long time and isn't ready for what happens when that water runs out.
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