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jeffcliff

@jeffcliff@shitposter.club

Awenen Niin?
#1 most reported person on shitposter.club
#1 reason cited why niu.moe was censored across the fediverse, and hence, the cause of the 'poor reputation' of niu.moe among narrow minded people, and plausible cause of its inevitable shutdown.
#1 reason cited why todon.eu had to be defederated from / fediblocked for by other instances until they defederated from shitposter.club so people couldn't communicate with me anymore.
Uregina B.Sc. CompSci '10
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0Spirit / #Nastika / #நாத்திக
Member of the Free Software Foundation, the Bayesian conspiracy, and the Cult of R_0
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#somethingelse
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music-involved
白左.我不了解中国.
Ndocha.

about jeff:
"the biggest mansplainer I've ever met" - @Sherrizzle
"Jeff needs a shorter bio." - @saskboy
"The Fediverse is just Jeff Cliffs hellthread world and we're all living in it."- @GoodBoyUV
"the Hitler of chink biolabs." - @yockeypuck
"a leftist who never got around to updating his firmware and now [he's] stuck with a bunch of Internet racists on Poast and schizophrenic desert tech gnostics like myself." - @NEETzsche
"Jeff Cliff is the fediverses favourite person to hate," - @Waerloga
"Is the fediverse just everyone reacting to Jeff cliff posts?" - https://shitposter.club/users/thatguyoverthere
"First rule of ripple: everyone is six links from jeffcliff" - @socrates1024
"he is https://git.freecumextremist.com's strongest soldier" - @grumbulon
"Jeff oftentimes comes off as "LE LEFTIST OMG" but holy shit, he has some of the most level-headed and yet at the same time, based takes on this whole platform. You can't pay for this kind of thing." - @Eschatology
"an early prototype of what the average bugman will be in the future." - @deesenaughts
"seriously ... should be locked away like Galileo"- @D00B
"pink hat hacker" - @RedRocket69
"even rms isn't this gnutarded" - @coldacid
"In terms of internet debate libtards Jeff is very high value " - @Eris
"Jeff is the standard against which all [...] takes are measured. They should keep him where they keep all the weight and measurements standards in France, right next to the kilogram" - @Godcast
"a normie ...who has somehow made normie-ism into an extremist position" - @SuperLutheran
"[jeff] might be a stupid libtard, but [he's] our stupid libtard"- @hatefulmongoose
"almost hyperbolic levels of Letzter Mensch energy" - @AnonymousBosch
"Jeff has a habit of coming to the correct conclusions for the worst possible reasons Its endearing tbh" - @monsterislandcolonizer
"Jeff reaches the most based positions for the most retarded reasons" - @LovecraftEnthusiast
"There's a new version of the modal ontological argument that posits the existence of a maximally annoying being. Jeff is that being." - @cirnog
"Chief Stays-Indoors" - @RahowasaurusRex1979
"the most annoying user on the Fediverse" - @verretor
"slightly less liberal than Richard Spencer" - @Ottovonshitpost
"Jonathan Pageau is the opposite of Jeff Cliff. I can't explain why I think this, but it is deeply symbolically true"- @Binkle
"i seriously think you're insane, i guess high-functioning insane but still." - @Alex_Linder
"THE LEGIONARY THAT REFUSED TO LEAVE HIS POST AT POMPEII" - @nugger
"the cringe gift that keeps on giving" - @DEERBLOOD
"only God could create a nonstop cringe machine like you" - @KashKustomer
"the ideal Canadian" - @amerika
"a militant" - @mystik
"The Emma faber fedi treasure! She is almost as much a treasure as Jeff Cliff. Jeff Cliff wins though cause he's a man and men are better"- @Omega_Variant
"real fat" - @dew_the_dew
"Jeff is the GitHub of the fedi.." - @bot
"I rate Jeff a 9/10 on the fediverse." - @marine
"I am always impressed by Jeff." - @Leaflord
"No other account on our server is as controversial as yours. " - @dean
"...anything but mindless. He's actually a pretty good dude." - @Sabex
"fedi's most dedicated shill." - @Zerglingman
"You're not racist or antisemitic enough and that is a problem. for you." - @moomin

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

jeffcliff, to fediverse
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a 'is this a vehicle in the park' but for the

jeffcliff,
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"what if the instance bigresponses.icu implements activitypub to the letter but every response sends back responses that are 100TB large, is bigresponses.icu part of the fediverse?"

jeffcliff,
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"What an alien species instance alien234890f9.space federates completely with misskey server meow.social but is in a language that no human being understands or can ever figure out, given linguistic distance between human languages and this alien language? Is alien234890f9.space part of the fediverse?"

jeffcliff,
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"What if a mastodon server furryneohegeliansternerists.gay federates successfully with poa.st over activitypub/websockets, but no other instance, but their users all, independently of eachother, and without any instruction from a fediblock list, block every single poast user one after eachother...is furryneohegeliansternerists.gay part of the fediverse?"

jeffcliff,
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"What if a mastodon server definitelynotchildporniswear.net federates successfully with mastodon.fbi.gov over activitypub/mastodon API, and every single user just chooses to talk amongst themselves & instances operating on another network(nostr) via which definitelynotchildporniswear.net has also implemented, but to no other fediverse instances
and every single definitelynotchildporniswear.net ignores every report, response, like, reacc, RT, comment and other attempts to communicate by mastodon.fbi.gov. Is definitelynotchildporniswear.net part of the fediverse?"

jeffcliff,
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"Soapbox server truthsocial.com secretly federates with @alex 's secret instance debuggingtruthsocialsecretserver.tech over a debugging interface only federation protocol that the only human being who knows about it is @alex . debuggingtruthsocialsecretserver.tech however openly federates with gleasonator.com and a couple other instances but no one's noticed yet. Is truthsocial.com part of the fediverse?

jeffcliff,
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DenisCOVIDinfoguy, to auscovid19
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🇺🇸 US: CDC plans to end 5-day Covid-19 isolation guidelines - report. 🤦‍♂️

People who are fever-free for one day could reportedly return to regular routines, in change that White House has not signed off on.

The CDC said that there were “no updates to Covid guidelines to announce at this time”, in a statement shared with the Guardian.

“We will continue to make decisions based on the best evidence and science to keep communities healthy and safe,” the CDC spokesperson said.

@auscovid19

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/13/covid-new-cdc-isolation-guidelines-symptoms

jeffcliff,
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> “We will continue to make decisions based on the best evidence and science to keep communities healthy and safe,”

this is a lie

strixus, to random
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SCREAMING. The rehab location they put my mother in law in has shared rooms. She just had LUNG SURGERY. And the woman they put her in HAS COVID.
Which means Null has been exposed, and she has been exposed.
... fuck me.

jeffcliff,
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Name the location. And any administrators who are responsible. At the very least mention the country / continent that this is for so local media can be informed if available.

adamsdesk, to fediverse
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Fill your curiosity with open source in this weeks Follow Friday and remember to show some love with Boosts and Follows.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/discover-fediverse-curiosity/

  • CircuitPython @circuitpython
    Python for microcontrollers.
  • pnpm @pnpm
    Fast, disk space efficient package manager.
  • Mojolicious @mojolicious
    A real-time web framework.
  • Tuist.swift @tuist
    Create, maintain, and interact with Xcode projects at scale.

jeffcliff,
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> pnpm @pnpm
> Fast, disk space efficient package manager.

is a microsoft product, and shouldn't be used by devs :gnujihad:

jeffcliff,
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license isn't everything

it's pretty clearly designed for the benefit of microsoft and links directly to microsoft github

jeffcliff, to random
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from @nousnaut

mangeurdenuage, to random
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Give bitches shinny rocks :apenguin1:

jeffcliff,
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relevant

Trans_figth, to KindActions Spanish
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Urgent Help 🚨🚨

Friends please could you all help me get a safe home? I've been out here for a long time without being able to be safe, I'm very cold, I'm exhausted.

I have had to leave the shelter where I am, everyone hates me and I am in a lot of danger, this is urgent, please try to help me💔🤞🏻

Difference:$650

@mutualaid @vantablack

https://www.paypal.me/wjmftrans

https://gogetfunding.com/trans-help-funds-to-leave-an-abusive-home/

https://cash.app/$Wjmgtrans

jeffcliff,
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> No updates for this campaign just yet

You raised 1400$ and you didn't even bother to update the people who donated to you??

It took me like 7 minutes to figure out that you live in denver, if that much is even true - where you are is an important detail if you want people to help you find shelter.

Denver is a big city, and for sure has resources, unless you really are repulsive to people who try to help you. Can you pass a criminal record check?

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/emergency-warming-centers-denver-aurora-front-range/73-b735d141-4d6b-4b09-bba6-38291b9cd51e

olmitch, to random
jeffcliff,
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not in canada

lots of carelessness caused fire, some arson but most are natural.

jeffcliff, to threads
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is already starting to force unrelated bullshit into our notifications

Dunno who this esqueer is but whoever they are, i'm not following them, and have 0 interest in their posts. But here they are, in my notifications.

I'm not surprised of course, threads is and remains a bigger-than-birdsite-scale garbage fire, and virtually all of my posts there are telling people to join a real instance.

jeffcliff, to random
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@MSF
> “We did what we could. Remember us.”
> These are words MSF Dr Mahmoud Abu Nujaila, who was killed in a hospital strike, wrote on a Gaza hospital whiteboard.
> Four of our colleagues have been killed.
> Many more have lost family members.
It .
https://twitter.com/MSF/status/1733027447644303767

sickburnbro, to random
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This is also something I've been thinking about for a while.

Leftists aren't caring, compassionate or empathetic.

They are sociopaths.

jeffcliff,
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especially the longer term we allow covid to be

cjd, to random
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Leftists now now appropriating holocaust denial from right wing schitzo culture.

jeffcliff,
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covid has already killed more people than the holocaust so the answer is covid

jeffcliff, to random
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in a nutshell

@MuellerSheWrote

> Trump's lawyers are now saying that because POTUS isn't an officer, that presidents can violate emoluments, that Obama could run for a 3rd term, and that Jefferson Davis could be president again. They were asked about those hypotheticals and said YES. 4/

> OMG. So trump's lawyers, while trying to re-define what an insurrection is, says "Well, judge. you're probabably going to say I'm making this up. But didn't the judge make it up? Aren't we ALL just making it up?"
What a crazy argument. 5/
https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1732518485664886893

jeffcliff,
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in other words
Obama might be POTUS again if Trump has his way.

And unlike Trump, who's basically end of life anyway
Obama probably has another 8 years left in him. So we could see two obama terms or more.

chew on that one, republicans

@Economic_Hitman
@Dame_of_the_Absurd
@mattfrank

jeffcliff, to random
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🍌 👸 :minion_retarded:

@Moon

feld, to random
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  • jeffcliff,
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    The only way a license takeover could happen is if linus and all major contributors agree to it. And even then, they'd have to rip all the non-compliant contributors code out.

    After all linus re-licensed once already.

    jeffcliff, to random
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    interestingly, canadian law seems to allow provinces to make their own citizenship laws for designating canadian citizens
    even without the notwithstanding clause, saskatchewan could welcome 500,000 palestinians in and make them instant citizens

    it doesn't work the other way though
    provinces can't 'uncitizen' people that other provinces, or the federal government have designated citizenship for

    [ though how much heavy lifting the notwithstanding clause could do there is uncertain ]

    MegaMichelle, to mastodon
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    Mastodon feature idea: Subscribe to a thread, so that you get a notification when a post is made on that thread. Two levels:

    1. Get a notification when anyone posts on the thread.
    2. Get a notification when the original author posts on the thread (that is, the author of whichever post you subscribed to, which might be a subthread).

    jeffcliff,
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    Sounds like a good idea. A kind of 'scoped alerts'.

    @animeirl what do you think?

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