klemptor

klemptor, 5 days ago

It’s about what I would expect from the kind of person who buys squeezy jelly.

klemptor, 9 days ago (edited 6 days ago)

I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve never used a check in my entire life.

How is this possible? How did you pay your bills before online billpay systems - did you pay them all by phone?

I’m in my early 40s and still use checks now and then.

klemptor, 20 days ago

The Doctor (Voyager’s EMH, played by Bob Picardo) meets the Doctor (Doctor Who’s 13th incarnation, played by Jodie Whittaker)

Bestill, my little nerd heart!!

klemptor, 27 days ago

Some things I’ve noticed in my early 40s:

• You talk about things like property taxes and 401k contributions more often than you ever thought would be possible
• You seriously weigh whether a drink is worth the bad sleep and headache it’ll cause you
• Your pop-culture references are lost on younger folks
• You start referring to college-aged people as "kids"
• You need reading glasses but you’re in denial about it
• Injuries take longer to heal
• Those of your peers who haven’t taken care of themselves are starting to have serious health issues
• You care more about flossing, skincare, fiber, and hydration
• You still rock bottom eyeliner like you did in high school
• You’ve seen fashion from your high school years go out of style and then come back as "retro"
• You see the utter confusion on your nephew’s face when you explain that you used to keep a quarter in your bike pouch in case you needed to call someone, because he doesn’t remember a time before cell phones and his generation isn’t allowed to just roam around unsupervised on their bikes
• You have strong opinions about things like laundry detergent brands
• Birds become fascinating
• You have no problem spending a few hundred dollars on a new kayak paddle, but the price of cold cuts these days is just unacceptable

klemptor, 1 month ago

I haaaate Teams. Worst thing ever to happen to workplace productivity. And (unless this has been fixed since I retired) chat history isn’t persistent past 6 months so you lose your proof of what was discussed, unlike email.

klemptor, 2 months ago

I mean, I have an odd number of leg pairs. You probably do too?

klemptor, 2 months ago

I chose to believe this is performance art

klemptor, 3 months ago

The “teacher” called the “counselor”? I know these are never real but anon clearly thinks college is just like high school.

klemptor, 3 months ago

The food is the best part of any holiday, to be fair.

klemptor, 3 months ago

Have they actually polled customers? It seems like the bosses don’t like seeing them sitting down.

And regardless of what the customers think, don’t the employees matter?

klemptor, 3 months ago

Just off the top of my head:

• If It’s at all possible, retire early! Look into FIRE (Financial Independence, Retire Early)
• Carry as little debt as possible
• Max out your 401k (otherwise you’re leaving money on the table!), build a savings account, and maintain at least 6 months’ expenses worth of cash in an emergency account
• Where you can, plan ahead for large purchases (e.g., vacations, new roof) and make them in cash instead of financing them
• Minimize consumption of goods to maximize financial power (i.e., don’t get sucked into lifestyle creep!)
• Do spend money on things that are high-quality and will last
• Lift heavy things often
• Don’t skip cardio
• Hydrate!
• Use sunblock (physical >>> chemical)
• Get your routine medical stuff (e.g., mammograms start at 40), even the uncomfortable ones (colonoscopy!), and don’t wait until minor things become major to get them checked out
• Be calm, rational, and intentional in your interactions with others, and if you’ve behaved poorly, give a heartfelt apology. This is especially important with your significant other.
• Pay closer attention to your parents’ needs - they are aging and will start to need help they may not be willing to ask for
• Don’t be afraid to remove bullshit from your life. That one “friend” who you never want to hang out with because they just drain your energy? It’s OK to let that friendship go.

I don’t have kids so no advice there.

klemptor, 3 months ago

What the christ dude.

klemptor, 3 months ago

As an actual middle-aged woman who can’t even name one Taylor Swift song, give me a giant fucking break. She’s rich, famous, appears to have a good head on her shoulders (from what I hear at least), and makes music people really love. This sexist troglodyte is just butthurt that she dares to exist and be successful without his permission, plus he probably wants to bang her. He can fuck right off.

klemptor, 3 months ago

I’m loving all this sovcit content, what unabashed morons these people are!

klemptor, 4 months ago

Rapist Allen Turner, aka rapist Brock Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Allen Turner (aka rapist Brock Turner)? The one who only served 3 months?!

klemptor, 4 months ago

Cudney, Ezekiel | w m 59 | Farmer

----- Ann | w f 45 | wife | keeps house

----- Alfred | w m 21 | son | work on farm

----- Catharine | w f 15 | daughter | does as she pleases