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kwantumkraut

@kwantumkraut@corteximplant.com

❯ All-around nerd
❯ Loves to help making amazing software
❯ Can be excited about almost everything
❯ Current focus: Synth experiments & checking out what the SDR has to offer
❯ To be updated ⋯

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revengeday, to random
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Now that DuckDuckGo is turning into an AI bastard, which search engine should one use?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday They what?

revengeday, to random
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Some of you have asked me what this Durstlöscher Mystery :durstloescher_mystery: tastes like - I'm happy to tell you, but first I have to quickly get to the door because the doorbell just rang!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Is it the longawaited Wurstwasser flavor?

revengeday, to random
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I am very tired.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Aren’t you lucky? Coffee’s ready! Only the small 1l jugs free at the moment I’m afraid :/

revengeday, to random
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I'm just thinking about an old Internet friend who had a coffee machine on his desk with a 10L water tank. Now I have to walk to the kitchen to make myself a coffee. He could just stay seated.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What stops you from upgrading your water tank?

revengeday, to random
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Hello, my name is Revengeday, I am a Techno producer from Berlin and I have a track that is 10 minutes long. Why haven't I released it yet? I don't have artwork for it :neocat_wink_blep:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Just use the “source image not found” fallback icon

revengeday, (edited ) to random
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Where will my FedEx shipment that is supposed to go to Berlin be next?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Can we get an update here please? On the edge of my seat here since days :/

revengeday, to random
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I'm receiving a package from Sweden via FedEx. Not really a long way to Berlin. But FedEx thought, oooof let's send the package in a really crappy way with an airplane to emit a lot of CO2!

I've mapped the tracking to see how FedEx ships packages within the EU. Usually, the packages took a more CO2-friendly route.

Except this time.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday But will it stop there?

SynAck, to random
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It turns out that I'm becoming a "house shoes" guy. I used to run around barefoot, but now I put moccasins on most of the time while I'm at home if I'm not wearing socks. What is happening to me?!?

Oh no, I'm becoming my father. :spongebobbruh:​ :oh_no_blob:​ :oh_no_bubble:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @SynAck This is the peak of high fashion, totally agree.

revengeday, to random
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Google employees getting angry because they are being mocked for working at Google :neocat_floof_devil:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Kinda like the Facebook / Meta thing.

5tern1, to random
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Roomba Choomba

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @5tern1 A cyberpunk Roomba skin?

revengeday, to random
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Today will consist of me drinking a lot of coffee again.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday The same procedure as every day, Ramses!

kwantumkraut, to Starlink
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With using lasers for communication between satellites, are there any concerns regarding effects on or are these operating outside of any spectrum observed?

kwantumkraut,
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@uastronomer Yes, the radio emissions seem to be problematic already (which hopefully got fixed): https://www.sciencealert.com/spacexs-starlink-satellites-are-leaking-radiation-scientists-confirm

As mentioned in a different reply I had a situation in my mind where the laser beams would reflect of dust particles (just as with laser effects in a club) but that might not be problematic.

revengeday, to random
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I posted about my IPv6 address yesterday. @ki responded with a shitpost. Now I've had an earworm of DJ Bobo since yesterday. Please send help, it's urgent! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FenKVtzRr0I

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @ki You can do it! You can Take Control!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKdWTr_Iv0w

revengeday, to random German
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Guten Tag werte Chromköpfe und Kybernetikpsychos :johnnycoffeehands:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Ja guten Morgen der Herr Ramses

revengeday, to random
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Just for fun, I checked to see if there are still any 3-room apartments available in my neighborhood. Yes, there are, but they are all scam apartments with furniture included (basically allowing them to increase the rent as they like) or shady apartment exchange offers (where they can also increase the rent as they want, since you are just a subtenant). I hate this society.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Ooooof :/ That’s a shame.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Maybe a shed in a Schrebergarten?

revengeday, to random
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I have had the feeling all day long that it is Friday today, but it is only Thursday. I find it unfair and would like an immediate refund and to speak to the manager!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday I think it’s fair to let the weekend start tomorrow as compensation

revengeday, to random
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Yay, Monday :moodface:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What a week, huh?

kwantumkraut, to random
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Beer?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday To the house bar!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Irish Coffee?

revengeday, to random
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Uhm. Eh. Hey?! :neocat_googly:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday :johnnycoffeehands:

dalfuss, to random
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My English teacher just told me "May I take your coat" is wrong because it says "Can I take your coat" in the book. What a fucking clown.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @dalfuss The sad thing is that if there was English in primary school with a native speaker all the kids would learn it when language development is still easy rather than later when it becomes work.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @dalfuss The first English teacher my class got had the qualification of traveling to London once a year. I failed miserably.
Later I did a course with a native speaker, amazing stuff. Worlds apart.

revengeday, to random
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Hey you sweeties :nyan:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Ohhhhhh you :blobcatblush:

SynAck, to random
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I think this applies to a significant number of people in this community. :holdthepain:

@BramMeehan https://ohai.social/@BramMeehan/111755746910797752

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @SynAck I too can stop at any time!

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