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Big. Heavy. Wood.

I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae.

#cryptid #fictional #kayfabe #SCP #fungus #JuffoWup #absurdism #nerd #inediblemushrooms #lichen #lowfantasy #urbanfantasy #scifi

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RickiTarr, to random
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Would you rather be alone in a Space Ship with Darth Vader or the Queen Alien from Alien?

Please support the your answer if you feel like it.

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@RickiTarr Queen. The human-hosted xenomorphs are quite badass and intimidating, but fungus-collective-hosted xenomorphs are almost comical. Also, emergence doesn't kill the host, which may actually be the important part.

Vader would probably Force-levitate me to conk someone in their ineffectual-but-still-enormous helmet.

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Mountain Dew has a history of picking some "interesting" colors for their beverages, but why Side Of The Highway Pee Bottle?

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