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18+ madam__mayhem, to random
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I don’t have a Titty Tuesday pic on hand so this will have to do…

18+ madam__mayhem,
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@quick It’s Bluebella. I usually state the brand in the alt text 😉

18+ madam__mayhem, to ntr
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18+ madam__mayhem,
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@Wezzah 😘

18+ madam__mayhem, to feet
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From the ham hocks…

18+ madam__mayhem,
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@Starcross Futomomo!

18+ madam__mayhem,
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@Trigo It’s highly addictive!

18+ madam__mayhem,
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@Trigo Same here

madam__mayhem, to random
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I’m in the naughty corner on Instagram again so let’s do a Q&A here to keep me sane while I recover from Covid and can’t go to the gym… https://ngl.link/_madam_mayhem_1

madam__mayhem,
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‪Swallow. Every single time. ‬

madam__mayhem,
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I actually detest this question. There’s so much more to sex than a position. Or penetration. The joy of kink is that this is literally the least interesting part of sex for me…

madam__mayhem,
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Firstly, I never assume or have expectations. When you have a new partner, you are both inexperienced with each other. The joy is in exploration and finding out how the dynamic unfolds together…

madam__mayhem,
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Nope…it’s never interested me in the slightest. I had a sub who enjoyed me writing on him…I did it for his pleasure but it wasn’t my thing.

madam__mayhem,
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Precisely 0% of chat up lines work on me…authenticity always. Given my disastrous track record trying to date women, I feel like I can’t be giving advice on that topic. Though I know I don’t apply the same rules to women as I do to men…because, well…men.

madam__mayhem,
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The orgasm gaps studies show women are far more likely to orgasm solo or with another woman. I don’t think it’s about bodies though, men are socialised to be selfish lovers, women the opposite. For too long the script has focused on penetration and sex ending when he cums.

madam__mayhem,
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Because I’m pansexual and greedy you get three…Dave Grohl (now and forever), Gillian Anderson and Mae Martin.

madam__mayhem,
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Never…thanks for the cruel reminder.

madam__mayhem,
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Haha, you have no idea. My super power is helping subs uncover kinks they never knew they had. So yes…many, many times…and I love it. It feeds my corruption kink nicely.

girlonthenet, to random
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Once again I am here to improve your lives with wisdom: if you have a jar you’re struggling to open, or something like this ancient bottle of nail varnish, try scrim tape (also known as plasterboard/dry wall tape). You’re right, I AM a genius.

Roll of scrim tape - white tape made up of thin strings arranged in a grid pattern

madam__mayhem,
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@girlonthenet And here I was using my rubber Pilates stretch bands…

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