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malarkey

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I’m a designer, but then, nobody’s perfect.

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I’m imagining what I’d make if Count Binface asked me to redesign his website…

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👉 New on S&N: Election 2024: Imagining what I’d make if Count Binface came calling

The Count has obviously been too busy conquering the galaxy to get his website ready for the election, so I imagined what I’d make if Count Binface came calling.

https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/blog/election-2024-imagining-what-id-make-if-count-binface-came-calling

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I’m turning 50 next week. Here’s my gift to you.

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@simplebits How did you get soooooooo oooooooold? 🤠

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Spot the difference?Jeez, full-width banner images again and again. When did web designers stop using their imaginations?

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@jonhicks Someone should have a word with THAT guy.

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I got my blood test results back, and they’re completely fine. Which doesn’t explain why I’m so incredibly tired pretty much all the time.

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Boys from the Black Stuff is back on iPlayer. Watch it, even if you have to use a VPN. And, send it to anyone stupid enough to be thinking about voting Tory.

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👉 NEW: One Footer in the Grave Episode 14: Scarlett Johansson is in the room

Andy, Jon, Marcus, and Paul are back—sooner than expected—for another fun-packed episode. They talk about who’s voice they’d each like as an AI companion, Apple, Apple’s new iPads and why devices are now so thin that they crack when Andy sits on them. Then, inevitably, they discuss what they think about the new Dr Who.

https://onefooter.show/episode-014

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It’s all happening at my house!

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👉 New on S&N: Disallowing Disallow

“Turns out, the Robots.txt file was preventing search engines from crawling the archives folder, which then meant that Google couldn’t then read the robots meta tags and know to noindex the pages. Damn.”

https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/blog/disallowing-disallow

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Tories out!

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👉 New on S&N: Now excitingly including ShareOpenly

https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/blog/now-excitingly-including-shareopenly

🎩-tip @jonhicks

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today’s been kinda rough tbh, but i did get to introduce an old friend to https://virtual-stan.com/ for the first time, so things’re lookin’ up a bit 💖📦🤖

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@jonhicks @beep That made me ridiculously happy!

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More people voted for Count Binface to be London mayor than voted for Rish! to be Prime Minister.

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Are the Tories fucked yet?

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Hallo Chermany!

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So much time and energy being spent on a tired layout

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@sturobson Masonry is just a fad. I have no idea why it’s taking up so much energy.

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@Luke Oh, now you’ve gone and done! See: https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/specisithity now…

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Who’s old and crusty enough to remember this?

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👉 It was about damn time for me to update this:

CSS Specisithity

https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/specisithity

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@Luke I only had an hour! Jeez. 🤠

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Who’s old and crusty enough to remember this?

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👉 NEW Design Chatter: Friendly feedback for designers

Do you freelance, work alone, or with a small team? Does that sometimes feel isolating? Would you like to share your work with other designers who can give you advice and friendly feedback?

If that feels familiar, join us for design chatter.

https://designchatter.online

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