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meave, to random
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us looking at disc golf championship

gf: it looks heavy carrying that much plastic (ie. discs)

me: say that to dykes with straps

meave,
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other gf in DMs: heavy is the hip that wears the strap

meave, to random
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I'm sorry I said "zoinks" when you took your top off, can we try again?

meave, to random
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ed balls

annika,
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@meave please, mr balls is my father. call me ed

meave, to random
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forget year of linux on desktop, year of vegan cheese is where it's at

meave, to random
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AUDHD is the spork of neurodivergencies

meave, to random
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lesbian 4D chess

annika,
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@meave would you settle for lesbian 40DD chest

meave, to random
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really wish that mastodon introduced circles, I don't wanna make a priv but aaaaaa

meave, to random
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ready for the club ✨❤️

annika,
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@meave 🤩

meave, to random
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single sign on, as opposed to partnered sign on

meave,
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@annika they complain that all the Stacies have a much more streamlined sign on process

annika,
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@meave their two-factor auth is yelling up the basement stairs to mom for permission to log on

meave, to random
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do you know where deprecated software sails?

the Lega Sea

Gwendolyn,
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@meave groan (I love it)

meave, to random
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Lizette603_23,
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@meave Best definition I've seen lately of vicious circle....and yet, with the crab, yummy

meave, to random
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are you saying a bottom did this surgery?

meave, to random
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meave, to random
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after work nap with your girlfriends must be one of the most blissful things one could experience

feeling their skin in the occluded sunlight and hearing their soft breaths falling in and out of sync with each other until you fall back into your deep slumber

meave, to random
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all this coughing is gonna give me impressive abs

I hope

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