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second suitcase

con: you have to carry it around (not recommend in brooklyn)
pro: you can throw everything you tend to forget to pack at the last minute (shoes, gifts, miscellaneous crap)

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when i moved out of the dorm last year, my entire life fit into an suv and 2 suitcases. now, it's more like 1 suitcase and 5 medium sized boxes. can't wait to get that slimmed down even more to 2 suitcases

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professor im doing an internship with took the time to write up a 2 page email detailing how to get from the airport to downtown ๐Ÿฅน

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it's the greatest shame when you're listening to a song that makes you say "damn they were cooking in the studio" but then 30 seconds later you realize they left it on the stove too long and nearly burned the kitchen down

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more dogboys immediately

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cargo shorts with belt??? ๐Ÿคฏ

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my old shorts died and im so glad i got the fatass american wrangler cargo shorts. they're a size too big but holy fuck are the pockets deep and comfortable. i put my wallet in one and it just disappeared

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>one of my friends got vrchat
its over

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they don't smile in europe. they skilometer

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"you look the way butch lesbians wish they looked" ??? huh??? what does this even mean

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was talking with a female friend a few days ago:
<zonk, you should go donate blood!!! i got 90 bucks for it
>oh, i can't
<why not?
dramatic pause while i look her straight in the eye
>i love fucking MEN too much
i don't think ive ever seen someone look so shocked lmao

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infinite libido glitch (patched)

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they call me spiderman because i got white liquid coming out of my mouth

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oh amazon, you know me too well โค๏ธ
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so easy
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bought 2 more airtags for my luggage. turns out peace of mind costs 48 bucks plus tax

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all electricity is just magic smoke. when you let it out, it doesn't work anymore

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fruit of the loom 100% cotton tshirt 6 pack my beloved

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