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ramsey, to random
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Just watched “Face the Strange,” and it’s my favorite episode of the season, so far. #StarTrekDiscovery

ramsey, to random
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I don’t know why, but I love every scene of #StarTrekDiscovery with Tig Notaro.

Crell, (edited )
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@ramsey It's because she's awesome and the writers knew how to use her. At least for the far too little they did use her...

jmichaelward,
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@ramsey I saw Tig Notaro at the Turf Club in St. Paul in probably 2010 or 2011 and it was the greatest stand-up performance I’ve ever seen. Hard not to love anything she’s a part of.

ramsey, to php
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What’s the difference between memory usage and peak memory usage?

(As in 's memory_get_usage() and memory_get_peak_usage() functions.)

Crell,
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@ramsey @sean That is my understanding. Though as usual, when the current memory goes down is rather unpredictable.

alfredbez,

@ramsey keep in mind that there is also memory_reset_peak_usage(). Take a look at how these functions behave here: https://3v4l.org/60tlE#v8.3.8

ramsey, to php
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It boils my blood to hear folks insinuate that is the source of their performance problems and they should switch to microservices in another language to fix the performance issues. Maybe spend a little bit of time figuring out where your bottlenecks are and fix those, first!

(This may or may not be a sub-toot.)

itsjoshbruce,
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@ramsey: This pool cue is warped.

I totally meant for it to go in that pocket after banking off five rails (I mean API calls).

It’s gotta be the shoes.

ramsey,
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@preinheimer This is usually the case for developers who rewrite things in a different programming language, too, so it’s rarely the programming language itself that made things more performant.

ramsey, to Starwars
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First two episodes of #TheAcolyte are a good start. I’m interested in seeing where they take it. #StarWars

ramsey,
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@alessandrolai @brammm Yeah. This has a very different tone. The universe is perhaps more naïve, as compared to the time under the empire.

brammm,
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@ramsey @alessandrolai didn't mind being treated like an adult for once in the Star Wars universe. I loved Andor.

ramsey, to random
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