@ramsey I saw Tig Notaro at the Turf Club in St. Paul in probably 2010 or 2011 and it was the greatest stand-up performance I’ve ever seen. Hard not to love anything she’s a part of.
It boils my blood to hear folks insinuate that #PHP is the source of their performance problems and they should switch to microservices in another language to fix the performance issues. Maybe spend a little bit of time figuring out where your bottlenecks are and fix those, first!
@preinheimer This is usually the case for developers who rewrite things in a different programming language, too, so it’s rarely the programming language itself that made things more performant.
When running tests “with Coverage” in any #JetBrains IDE, where does it store the coverage files?
My project is running in containers with docker compose, and this is all set up properly. In fact, the tests run, and presumably, the coverage report is generated, but the IDE doesn’t show the coverage, and I think it’s because it must be storing the coverage report on the container somewhere, and the IDE can’t access it when trying to display the lines covered.
@julesbl I think it’s not a PhpStorm issue, now. I think there’s some issue inside the container. I tried running PHPUnit directly in the container with --coverage-html and again with --coverage-text. Both times, the tests run and pass, but then there’s just the word “Killed” that appears where the code coverage messages are supposed to appear.
I haven’t said it in a while, but I want to make sure everyone knows that I really appreciate what @eric and @john are doing at @phparch. I think the work they’re doing is awesome!
Since #PHPUnit 11 no longer has any of the CodeCoverageIgnore attributes, and the docs say “Do not use annotations in comments in new tests that you write. Use attributes instead,” does this mean PHPUnit will no longer allow you to exclude classes, functions, or blocks of code from coverage reports? #PHP
Is it appropriate for lawyers to appear on national news talk shows and spread unfounded conspiracy theories that would cause massive distrust in our legal system? That seems like something you should be disbarred for doing, right? #uspol
@ramsey@cam Trump aside, what would you want the lawyers representing a hypothetical candidate that really had been prosecuted by a corrupt justice apartment to be able to say on television?
@a1ba Random question, but someone boosted a post of yours, and I noticed the UUID as your name. I’m curious about the story behind it (if there is one), since it doesn’t follow the standard. 🙂
(I’m not here to point out that it’s wrong, or anything like that. I’m just curious.)
I’ve been at a loss for words over seeing Nikki Haley sign bombs. There is no moral or ethical argument to justify that behavior. It is despicable, and if you think in any way that it’s humorous, you are part of the problem.
@ramsey there is some kind of method to this madness. I know this to be true because the more I looked the more I started having visions of the Upside Down. Whoever did this may be already corrupted...
The New York/Dublin portal would be more impressive if I weren’t posting this from a handheld device that can connect to anywhere in the world via video chat.
So, no surprise to anyone, but #DigitalOcean’s #Sammy#AI assistant gives incorrect information about their services.
It told me that it’s possible to move a volume to a different region by first creating a snapshot of the volume and then creating it as a new volume in the other region. This is apparently incorrect. No big loss for me, but I can’t imagine trusting that service with any other data/storage-related questions.