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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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"Opossums are polyovular and polyestrous. Each lateral uterus opens into its own vaginal canal through its own cervix.... During parturition, the fetus tunnels through the connective tissue between the median vagina and the urogenital sinus to form a central vaginal canal... this central vaginal canal becomes epithelialized and remains patent as a permanent median vagina."

You had two perfectly good vaginas and DUG A THIRD?

https://lafeber.com/vet/basic-information-sheet-virginia-opossum/

taber,
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@aphyr the way this displays in the timeline with the article image preview makes it look like you are addressing this specific opossum and she has nothing to say in her own defense

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Ina Garten earned a pilot’s certificate in North Carolina while Jeffrey was serving in the Vietnam War then worked on nuclear energy budgets in the White House during the Ford and Carter administrations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Garten

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people have repeatedly looked at babies and said “Deirdre” they’ve done that on purpose nobody made them

taber,
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@GavCortland and pronounced from the middle American tongue it turns into a slurred blob 😭

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made a pot roast. English people are so off for this being like their big smiley face food. you put $30 of stuff in there and forever hours later it’s just salty brown goo

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