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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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h8s k8s

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heard a thump noise in the distance from across my apartment and shrieked "FUCKING RATS GET THE FUCK OU--" and remembered I had started the washing machine approximately 12 minutes prior. good morning

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Rollin down the street, speaking Indo
Reconstructed Bronze Age tongue (*laid *back)

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@hannah 🎵 with my mind on my morphemes and my morphemes on my mind 🎵

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learning about the dystopian horror "iCare" which is a service where you can pay for someone in jail to get a cheeseburger over the internet

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I do not know that Baby Reindeer is for everyone, it is grim and extremely intense, and I don't think I could possibly give all the due CWs, but it really did absorb me and leave me in that state where I turned off the TV as the closing credits of the last episode rolled and just stared into space at it dead and empty for a solid twenty minutes

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Me after 9 hours on this troubleshooting call

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@motoridersd there's a certain decohering that happens with each hour on those calls and at nine it's become completely insensate

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they really gotta stop telling youths it is anything but endless psychic torture to be smart at work

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@Konghammer oh all I know about is the first so that one for sure

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@copperred okay you're onto something turning my Effort Slider down

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@ross aw dang!!! that was a fun idea

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noted and understood

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girl spit it out lol

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unfortunately the thing The Sims 4 really drives home is how much a person could get accomplished if they were relieved of their free will

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@GavCortland dude they will sit and look at that book however long no breaks no nothing it's just--

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I would simply not be going helicoptering about over a rugged mountainous wilderness during heavy fog cover but maybe that's just me

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@Konghammer well then, congratulations, you know enough about helicopters to not make the same mistake some people have in the past!

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v much looking forward to the revelation that the fog enveloping the Arasbaran is a Zionist

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the notice attached to my Chappell Roan tix 😍

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Me when you.

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@lukito creating you as a Sim to make this real

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I think when I get my first paycheck I'm going to get my eyes tested again and get some new glasses.

I am certain that my current ones are the wrong size and if I'm not focussing on something (like a screen or a book) I get really tense pinch points at the back of my head

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@Konghammer excellent idea!

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guy in my The Sims 4 game just called to ask if I wanted to come to his birthday party and when I said "sure" he came over to my house with a caterer and a maid and hereafter this is how I would like to be invited to birthday parties

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Roxxy Andrews' "The Persistence of Memory" dress is the worst thing that I've ever seen Roxxy Andrews wear and I have seen Roxxy Andrews wear some garments so

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Chappell Roan is so powerful that she just said "oh by the way the theme for the show is Pink Pony Club" on insta and sent my ass out to the regional shopping mall on a Saturday in persistent rain to fetch quest items

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The Instagram algorithm has somehow decided that I be shown reels of bulk raw materials and industrial properties for sale via WhatsApp in various locations in India.

I-… ¿

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@lukito fine fine stick to trading option contracts on the Singapore Metals Exchange if you're gonna be a WEAKLING just know you're exposed to spot pricing for even non-metallurgical grade ores!!!!!

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@lukito oh miss thing you are going to need to redirect your energy to their Sulfuric Acid division if you're gonna make a lateral move from cosmetics to ores

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