tb_99999

haiimjose, 1 hour ago to random

Does anyone actually stand in front of the mirror when they brush their teeth or do we all just pace around the whole time?

tb_99999, 23 hours ago to random

ai companies: we will marshal all the resources of humanity to forge a synthetic god

apple: now siri can set two kitchen timers

tb_99999, 1 day ago to random

splurging my universal basic compute on some poetry tonight

tb_99999, 2 days ago to random

props to indiewire for finding a way to run three simultaneous auto-play video ads 🫡 my phone is so hot i think i just burned my palm

tb_99999, 2 days ago to random

just completed a task i've put off for almost 2 years (getting something dry cleaned)

tb_99999, 2 days ago to random

mildly concerned about the geomagnetic storm

tb_99999, 3 days ago to random

tfw you have spotify on in the background and realize you've been listening to a random spam track for the last 17 minutes, like a person talking in a language you don't speak over ambient construction noise

tb_99999, 4 days ago to random

my dental hygienist is brutal... basically a tough product review every 6mo

• how often do you floss
  -- every day
• no you don't
  -- yes i do
• then you're doing it wrong, and also lying
  -- 😭

moutansos, 4 days ago to random

If you ever wanted to validate email addresses "correctly" here's the regex that matches the RFC:

tb_99999, 4 days ago to random

insta-buy ✅

RE: https://www.threads.net/@linguisticdiscovery/post/C6uJ96ePGO4

technicallymims, 7 days ago to random

judging by my inbox, almost nothing I've ever written has angered readers more than the notion that their daily cup of coffee might be replaced with an alternative that has no coffee beans in it (because of climate change and environmental destruction)

https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/food-cooking/ynthetic-coffee-chocolate-climate-change-bfa9cce3

tb_99999, 8 days ago to random

more imagery from 1990s annual reports

tb_99999, 8 days ago to random

in figma, when you create a frame, why does it position it at -50% w, -50% h (with rounding error on the x coord) instead of a clean, predictable 0, 0? am i the only one driven insane by this? cc @cemre

tb_99999, 9 days ago to random

Falling down a rabbit hole on 1990s “annual reports.” Corporations used to produce these elaborate print materials with progressive design and typography. They evoke a really specific mood. Happily many are archived online.

tb_99999, 9 days ago to random

quick selfie - excited to be back in nyc, forgot to drink water for 36 hours

tb_99999, 10 days ago to random

forgot how infuriating mario party is... the OG rage bait

tb_99999, 12 days ago to random

if only!

tb_99999, 13 days ago to random

houses i want in tokyo pt. 2

tb_99999, 13 days ago to random

i need a wristwatch that only shows the day of week, date, and year

tb_99999, 14 days ago to random

it bothers me when people give physical meaning to the boundaries of the observable universe, like, that's how wide the universe is, or it's different beyond those bounds. we can't know, but a random chunk centered on earth probably isn't meaningful. it seems more likely to be "tiled" infinitely in all directions, which is comforting in a weird way.

tb_99999, 15 days ago to random

houses i want in tokyo pt. 1

tb_99999, 17 days ago to random

ChatGPT is incredible for language learning. It opens up entire categories of questions that only a human tutor could answer before. This application alone justifies LLMs for me.