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thememesniper

@thememesniper@wetdry.world

hi, i'm kaitlin 🏳️‍⚧️ :lesbian_flag:

linux user, programmer, shitposter, nutjob

i might use slurs behind a CW!!! you've been warned!!!

#nobot (unless you're sentient) #noindex #noarchive , please.

i'm 15 that means a MINOR please go away if you're not too fond of minors, you're an adult only account or if you're going to make lewd comments in a reply you FUCK

frqs open to all except lewd accounts, fossbros and accounts with little to no information.

pfp source: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kiYndGszRTKkIYV2NK2rSqjUUjGuMcWjQ

banner source:
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i run a couple of bots:
https://wetdry.world/@oott
@teamfortress2
https://botsin.space/@autokaiton

user reviews:

@boxy: "my greatest condolences for being the protagonist of an xkcd"

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EEEYIKES! These "Elitists" are "Annoying" as Fuck!!!

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cute girls named hwmon are messaging me through my kernel :neocat_blush_hide:​

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kde was so real for this alt-text

thememesniper,
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boxy was right y'all will boost anything

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i love 3d printing so much but i swear this machine is about to trip a breaker the lights flicker subtly while it's running

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BORN TO MISALIGN
Z AXIS IS A FUCK
Slam All Steppers 2023
I Am Missing Thermal Runaway Protection
410,757,864,530 FAILED PRINTS

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Everyone knows fedi is cool as fuck. But who knows what the users are thinking? Who knows why they're so gay all the time? And why do we think of them as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Ms. Key? Perchance.

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Why do they call it "serverless" when you of in the website out net serve the site. hm?

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i wanna make a real xkcd fishtank but i don't have the equipment or expertise to properly segment it from the rest of my network

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y'know i'm convinced the microsoft surface's red "secure boot off" banner is just there to annoy people using operating systems other than windows. by the time you see the banner it's already too late to turn the computer off before it starts executing the 👻 non microsoft-signed code!!! oooo! 👻 (unless your battery is so degraded or just gone making unplugging it shut down)

thememesniper,
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@ipg i feel like your shit's already fucked by the time you see that though, right?

thememesniper,
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@chfour @ipg i'm not really familiar with how the TPM interlocks with windows bitlocker yet, does your user account password also unlock the bitlocker partition?

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kinda funny how on windows 90% of graphics drivers are game-by-game fixes while on linux it JUST works

thememesniper,
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@ioletsgo people keep telling me "just use windows! it just works!" and while that's true for some situations (like software i need to combat critical design failures, like my microphone being inside the fan assembly on my laptop) the scales are starting to tip in linux's favor, ironically even better on arch linux

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but what if, i were to create my own GenuineTicket.xml and disguise it as a real activation? oh hoho, delightfully devilish seymour

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i feel like corporate customer support has conditioned people to be irrationally impatient

open source project maintainers are not your personal butler! they have lives! most of them are not terminally online and there to help you 24 hours a day, seven days a week! they're human (sometimes)! stop treating them like pieces of shit because they won't implement a feature you poorly explained!

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my work on my game corrupted and my teacher was helping me out and asking what "TheWoods.cs" and "Why did you blender explode.prefab" are

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guy sniffing money and holding it up with the caption "WD-40 after inventing the Oculus Quest 2"

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John Mastodon has announced that third-party clients will stop working on January 1st, 2014 due to API maintenance costs

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[replaces your boot splash with sudo sandwich]

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roblox hat of jinx the cat spinning in a very low framerate with the caption "im still amazed by it"

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i think the worst part of most games is that you can't experience them for the first time again

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is this the droopy c418 speaks of

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AND THEN APPLE MADE THEIR OWN COMPETITOR TO FLAC THAT PROVIDES NO BENEFITS OTHER THAN WORKING ON iOS APPLE MUSIC? WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

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Productimve Sweenkend

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i forgot i set this and it fucking jumpscared me

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