nintendo researching the human soul for years to create music that perfectly invokes the feeling of "Go to sleep you fucking moron there's nothing to do" for 10 tracks in every animal crossing game
OBJECTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWARE OF THE INTERNET
DECADES OF SMART DEVICES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for TURKEY MODE
Wanted to do shit on low powered devices for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called HANDHELD GAME CONSOLES
"Yes please contact Google for Internet connection tests. Please display 30 ads on one screen when no signal is received." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what VC-funded companies have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the MediaTek SoCs and networks we built for them:
(This is REAL IoT, done by REAL companies)
smart TV
smart appliances
smart thermostats
"Hello I would like to run decade old libraries and download megabytes of data from an HTTP endpoint"
something about discord revealing it's been trying to determine your gender with ML based on your messages and affirmation starved trans girls on fedi asking how to reveal this data instead of being appalled by it is really funny to me
tiktok video by @joemyheck, he's got a pool of orbeez in front of the camera and he's walking towards it with a crucible held by tongs and pouring something in it and saying "I made a big vat of watery spheres in my backyard, so I could melt Nordic Gold and put it in there."