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venzann

@venzann@mastodon.nz

Principal Data Reliability Engineer.
Based in Palmerston North, NZ.

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Repurposing a presentation from 2014

content = Regex.Replace(content, "Big Data", "AI");

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A few years ago someone called me “slow to anger” and it’s starting to piss me off.

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Can't wait to try this one.

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@fastchicken Found it by accident at New World.

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I've started travelling more frequently for work and family and need to rediscover all the apps I haven't needed for 5+ years.

Is TripIt still a thing?

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Seriously considering Butter Chicken Poutine for lunch tomorrow

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Lady in front of me at supermarket asked her kids "What do you want for dinner; KFC or Scrambled Eggs on Toast?"

"EEEEEGGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!"

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January 26th 1994. Babylon 5's first season premiered and a sci-fi classic was born

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They're here!

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@bananabob That's the 10th-13th, where they "discount" the boxes of chocolates by 10% and mark-up the flowers by 400%

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@bananabob Almost, don't forget Hot Cross Buns hit the shelves on Boxing Day.

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    From work Slack

    Product Manager
    If anyone has any capacity over this week to help me; I am currently trying to more clearly define jira tagging for work type labels.

    Dave Dustin
    I have capacity because I am bored, but then saw you wanted do things with Jira & decided that I am no longer available.

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    Kind of amazed that my 2015 nVidia ShieldTV supports 4k HDR and the lossless audio formats. The thing has such amazing longevity.

    The 2023 FireTV 4k Max has snappier in UI responsiveness, but doesn't support lossless audio.

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    @fastchicken @buzzy
    Oh I know. I'd love one.

    I got a prototype network/domain agnostic thin client box from SQL team years ago when NUCs weren't even a PMs wet dream.

    It was so freaking cool.

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    I really want to do BBQ for dinner; I even have everything ready to go.

    But it's too hot outside, especially if I need to stand next to a grill for an extended period of time.

    People will okay with eating about 10pm right?

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    Fun covid datapoint.

    I had it in 2022. Leonie had it last in mid 2023, and while I never tested +ve, I had the worst cold a week after, for 3 weeks. (I tested a LOT that month)

    Funny thing tho. Since then my palette has changed.

    I don’t like red wine much (used to be all I drank). I do like white (hated it before, largely). I dislike dark beer (all I used to drink). I like (within limits) normal beer.

    WTAF. Also RIP my mostly red wine cellar

    Need to test some other things like meat…

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    @fastchicken I will willing travel and dispose of your now unwanted wine cellar contents as a gestured of friendship and support.

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    Downside of a much needed afternoon nap: wiiiiiide awake at midnight.

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    @fastchicken Wait!!? It's when now?!?!?

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    Is it even Boxing Day if you're not pan frying diced ham & potatoes, and digging through the salads that were left on the table all afternoon yesterday to see what bits are still safe?

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    Doh - fireup the laptop and discover for some reason your NAS is not currently connected to and you've locked down everything expect a narrow port. This is going to put a dampener on a few holiday projects.

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    @talios So your new holiday project is to figure out how to RCE via Plex and open the rest of your network back up.

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    I love this time of year

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    My co-workers are slipping.

    There is a whole two hour contiguous block open in my calendar for tomorrow afternoon.

    Early Christmas present?

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    @robert_p_king I'm not manglement, I'm engineering leadership.

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