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venzann

@venzann@mastodon.nz

Principal Data Reliability Engineer.
Based in Palmerston North, NZ.

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Repurposing a presentation from 2014

content = Regex.Replace(content, "Big Data", "AI");

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A few years ago someone called me “slow to anger” and it’s starting to piss me off.

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Can't wait to try this one.

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I've started travelling more frequently for work and family and need to rediscover all the apps I haven't needed for 5+ years.

Is TripIt still a thing?

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Seriously considering Butter Chicken Poutine for lunch tomorrow

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Lady in front of me at supermarket asked her kids "What do you want for dinner; KFC or Scrambled Eggs on Toast?"

"EEEEEGGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!"

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January 26th 1994. Babylon 5's first season premiered and a sci-fi classic was born

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They're here!

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From work Slack

Product Manager
If anyone has any capacity over this week to help me; I am currently trying to more clearly define jira tagging for work type labels.

Dave Dustin
I have capacity because I am bored, but then saw you wanted do things with Jira & decided that I am no longer available.

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I really want to do BBQ for dinner; I even have everything ready to go.

But it's too hot outside, especially if I need to stand next to a grill for an extended period of time.

People will okay with eating about 10pm right?

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Is it even Boxing Day if you're not pan frying diced ham & potatoes, and digging through the salads that were left on the table all afternoon yesterday to see what bits are still safe?

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I love this time of year

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My co-workers are slipping.

There is a whole two hour contiguous block open in my calendar for tomorrow afternoon.

Early Christmas present?

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Dear god, when did new ovens get so expensive?!?!

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Signing up for SquareSpace and trying to decide which of my favourite YouTubers I want to support by using their discount code.

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Was surprised my team weren't aware of Ship It Squirrel.

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OEM Inkjet cartridges prices are totally insane.

My printer needs 4 cartridges (C, Y, M, BK) @ $39ea + 1 PGBK @ $43. Or I can get a bundle pack of all five for $199.

Or a 3rd party company can provide them for $8ea, or $33 for the whole set.

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They don't make them like this any more

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I'm commuting into office every day next week (2hrs each way), leaving house at 5:45am.

Currently trying to find/get everything organized.

  • Laptop + accessories
  • ID + access
  • Media for commute
  • Plan meals for family

Oh. I'll probably have to wear pants right?

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I just wrote
"Hey x, could you please raise an ask in y, and then we can action it?"

Kill me now...

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Oh dear god no!

"Server Actions are available in ReactJS Canary"

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I love how Microsoft still optimistically call it a DVD.

Also, wow. 800MB growth in a year.

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Cheating a bit, but this is a fantastic about the making of Chicane - Saltwater

The story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-sts9TKl7g

The track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTJtfytoYy4

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Cats are better than dogs.

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