wreckedcarzz

wreckedcarzz, 7 days ago

For the last few years, I just reply to everything with some raunchy furry porn, whatever I have on-hand on my phone, followed by ‘stop’. Most are just automated, but now and again an actual person will reply, and it brings me joy. You didn’t ask for gay furry bondage porn, I didn’t ask to be bothered. An eye for an eye and all that…

wreckedcarzz, 8 days ago

I don’t care how

grabs your phone, throws it on the ground and blasts it with a shotgun

There you go! =)

wreckedcarzz, 27 days ago

main storage […] was

oh no

I backed everything up

OH YEAH 🥤

wreckedcarzz, 1 month ago

Well considering that I’m a “millennial” and literally not a single person I know has ever visited, requested, or mentioned Red Lobster as a restaurant choice… they might have deeper trouble than some shitty shrimp. Can’t run a business forever when your largest potential market is 65+…

wreckedcarzz, 1 month ago

Thank you for offering up the funds so this person can purchase a new car. Truly the best people like you.

…

If the sarcasm didn’t stick: you’re a fucking dumbass.

wreckedcarzz, 1 month ago

The bastards that control the hdmi standard: yeah!

Roku: 💰

Bastards: actually no

wreckedcarzz, 2 months ago

“Facebook is dead mom. You’re the last boomer left so they closed up shop. Sorry.”

wreckedcarzz, 3 months ago

I do love me some femboys (and twinks) but sure as fuck not enough to become a slave to the country I was born in because of arbitrary lines that deem “you belong to here” because “your parents fucked here” and thus “you should feel an equally-arbitrary sense of pride and drive to become one of many brainwashed individuals who we supply with weapons and ammunition to send to places and do our bidding”.

Or more simply, “I’ll happily suck cock, just not the government’s”.

wreckedcarzz, 3 months ago

Might I direct you to the huge flaming catastrophe of bullshit known as “the police don’t give a fuck lol”. All they need to do is make it difficult, costly and time consuming to win and fuck you once you get hit with charges. And would you look at that, the US legal system specializes in all 3 of those! How convenient.

wreckedcarzz, 3 months ago

That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

wreckedcarzz, 4 months ago

They fucked while the other guy recorded it. For moral support.

wreckedcarzz, 4 months ago

they must all be men now

Hopefully their transition went well

wreckedcarzz, 4 months ago

Imagine only having one copy of the system so when a situation like this occurs, you lack the ability to automatically switch to a working one, re-download and retry, without danger of this occurring.

This was fixed a decade ago with Android. They could have literally taken the source code from aosp and added it, or at least converted it (if in different programming language), and never had this issue. It would cost $0 and minimal time. But no. That won’t ever happen. It’s built ford tough.

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

Unless they hate their family and want to see them come crashing down in a ball of fire and misery, finally getting what they deserve for decades of pain they themselves created

…why are you looking at me like that

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

• How to create and meticulously maintain a web of lies that will span decades (or for the rest of their lives), while working together with friends to synchronize stories so if anyone gets pulled aside and questioned about anything, there are no loose ends or crossed stories
• How to program so you have a privacy/panic switch that only you have and know how it operates, capable of hiding anything from porn to scientific research to chats with friends with a simple key-combo
• How to become so nonchalant with lies that years later when you are finally willing to open up a bit and reveal what you have actually been doing for the last two decades+, that they don’t believe you because your skills in deception in order to protect yourself have reached too high a level, and your honesty causes suspicion
• How to become paranoid and deeply distrust your entire family and fear for your life as you come to terms with your sexuality, who you are dating, and why don’t you ever ask that cute girl out from your school (who is also gay and later trans [and so we use this angle to our advantage to keep questions to a minimum])

what why are you looking at me it’s not like any of this applies to me no no you’re crazy I had a totally relaxed childhood where I was completely transparent with my religious homophonic bigoted racist family, who clearly wanted only the best for me, an atheist/satanic flaming gay furry. I’d never be forced to be baptized, circumcised, made to attend a faith-based ‘school’, play along with their crazy bullshit thoughts like why anyone would ever come to my country and how they should all go home (even though we came to this country just three generations ago) or why that colored gentleman is looking super suspicious as he buys groceries near his home on our side of town.

noooo, that never ever happened to me. I’m not bitter at all because they can be awful people. That’s silly. You’re silly. Silly-willy.

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

last 20 years

70s

Oh boy, guy is over here outing himself in broad daylight…

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

Lmfao Applebee’s isn’t classy at all, it’s like a step above Denny’s. Nobody with money is like ‘you know what I want tonight? some shitty microwaved food in a 90s setting where the service is meh and the cost is 3x what it’s actually worth’. People who think it’s high-class, are not actually high-income. Maybe to the social media influences, not people with real jobs.

Or has the joint turned itself around massively in the last decade?

wreckedcarzz, 6 months ago

And shareholders were originally happy with their profits

wreckedcarzz, 6 months ago

A swing and a miss

wreckedcarzz, 6 months ago

Tl;dr obvious issues already addressed in testing patch, wanted to get game out on stated release date to let players enjoy it regardless

I just got in bed after playing for 12h straight, and it has some minor issues, but I don’t regret my purchase at all.

wreckedcarzz, 7 months ago

“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”

“shit I don’t remember this part in training”

wreckedcarzz, 7 months ago

(American)

My family is always surprised that I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving (though I do like to eat). Maybe it has something to do with the fact that everyone is Christian, right-wing, straight and hateful - and vocal about it, while I am gay, satanic, soft-spoken and not right-wing. Maybe it’s because I see celebrating the day where we ‘gifted’ natives items that would knowingly harm and kill them, and even centuries later we’d still be trying to eradicate their people, freedoms, rights, history, land…

Nah, it’s definitely because I’m a godless heathen who likes gagging on guys. Most absolutely. More gravy with your confederate flag napkins, aunty? I’m so glad you brought enough for everyone.

(I might have my facts skewed but that’s what I took away from my history classes 20 years ago)

wreckedcarzz, 7 months ago

Awww, poor little YouTube/Google/Alphabet, helpless and basically living on the streets, barely able to make ends meet.

literally laughs my fucking ass off

If it is so dire for the poor conglomerate, it could shutdown YouTube to cut costs.

crickets

That’s what I thought.

wreckedcarzz, 7 months ago

Can you breathe converted deb?

wreckedcarzz, 7 months ago

the superior distro

Finally, puppy linux is getting the recognition it deserves