wreckedcarzz

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

Sounds like it’s time to relocate the folsom street fair to huntington beach for a couple years, turned up to 11. Really gay up the place as much as possible. Give out pepper spray infused with glitter, hand out rainbow-colored double ended stallion dildos, fuck rough in the streets with collars, cuffs, leashes, harnesses, whips and chains, the whole nine yards - with everyone participating. Fuck for justice, people.

Just have to watch the city council members closely, to see who pops a chub as they hide in the bushes with binoculars. Naughty, naughty boys.

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

Oh, more of a “I thought you loved me” and a dash of “I didn’t sign up for this” after I had a stroke. Love is cheap to some… sometimes the one closest to you.

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Explain? I haven’t heard anything negative

wreckedcarzz, 4 days ago

Imagine how far they could shoot a dumb bomb

wreckedcarzz, 7 days ago

I mean I would but I’d rather not get banned from this community :p

wreckedcarzz, 7 days ago

Yeah, all my replies are “art”, not just two people banging. I mean, they are still banging, but it’s drawn. Lewdly, and in detail. But artistically.

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

shrug complain to your government about cracking down on number spoofing (something they absolutely have the ability to end at basically a moments notice, but haven’t, because there’s little incentive). Until then, furry dicks.

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

How are you that dense to not notice that the car isn’t slowing down at all, for that long? Driver’s a fucking moron.

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

I feel proud to say that I have friends that would absolutely assist with something like this

wreckedcarzz, 2 days ago

Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or…

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

“would you fuck yourself? I’d fuck myself. I’d fuck me so hard.”

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

Fuck yeah. Let’s get FedEx and UPS too. DHL can be monitoring the police scanner.

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

plays gran turismo while waiting for the race to start

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago

That’s… not how that works

wreckedcarzz, 5 days ago

Denial isn’t just a river in Florida

wreckedcarzz, 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago)

clears throat

…

I go on and on, can’t understand why I love Babo’s; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I’ve had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?

I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me eatin. What’s my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can’t clean off my plate, can’t hang with the Big Smoke; can’t finish that order.

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

wreckedcarzz, 2 days ago

How are you traveling back in time 20 years?

wreckedcarzz, 2 days ago

Hello.

wreckedcarzz, 1 day ago

But what if I want two wolves inside me? WHAT IF I WANT THAT

(just knot me already uwu)

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

Shit, a new one every day even

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

🎶 aluminum foil (foooooiiiilllll) 🎶

wreckedcarzz, 3 days ago

This has legitimately always pissed me off. The mid(dle) west is not in the eastern portion of the country. The first thing I’d do as supreme leader of the united furry states of america is put everyone that says things like “Ohio is in the midwest” onto a boat headed to the Bermuda Triangle. Then sink it when it approaches, just to be sure.

I’ve heard arguments “but in 1612 we didn’t know that if we kept walking we would find more land” or “the population density is what matters”. You know what I say? On the boat.

wreckedcarzz, 1 day ago

“oh, I can solve that. nobody is hungry… if everyone is dead.”

wreckedcarzz, 6 days ago (edited 6 days ago)

They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped

wreckedcarzz, 4 months ago

Imagine only having one copy of the system so when a situation like this occurs, you lack the ability to automatically switch to a working one, re-download and retry, without danger of this occurring.

This was fixed a decade ago with Android. They could have literally taken the source code from aosp and added it, or at least converted it (if in different programming language), and never had this issue. It would cost $0 and minimal time. But no. That won’t ever happen. It’s built ford tough.