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xarvos

@xarvos@outerheaven.club

pun-loving procrastinating dev/conlanger

i don't think this does anything but #nobot

consider my post a joke if you find it too absurd, but then so is life

expect:

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  • bad jokes that probably don't make sense (expect this in your replies if we're mutuals)
  • project reports
  • life rambling

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xarvos, to random
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um wtf is a "rapeseed"

mametsuko, to random
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i want to disappear

xarvos,
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@mametsuko same, but then fomo keeps me here

xarvos, to random
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cannot boot into bios, but fans arr running :neofox_baa:

xarvos,
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@cnx this one has a fault making it hard to start up once you turn off. i should’ve hed my brother’s warning

anakita, to random
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when someone uses the wrong pronouns so you take away their rights

xarvos,
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@jonossaseuraava @anakita people over here would be mad that you choose the wrong pronouns for estimated age difference even :akko_giggle:

xarvos, to random
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ugh wtf why is every text on nixos manual having underline when i hover it now? it’s not links it shouldn’t behave like links

xarvos, to random
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how comes a 32GB and a 128 GB usb drives’ prices barely differ???

xarvos,
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is the wrapping more expensive than the storage? here are prices from the same brand:

  • 8 GB: 79k₫
  • 16 GB: 89k₫
  • 32 GB: 99k₫
  • 64 GB: 109k₫
xarvos,
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it feels like i should buy one with more storage, but OS drives can’t take that much space.

i heard of ventoy but i never managed to create a bootable drive with it. maybe i should try again?

xarvos,
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@cnx why would i want an SSD for an installer media :neofox_baa:

18+ solidsanek, to random

Okay, I kinda got busy last evening, but here's the Frieren emoji pack update:

Aura: :AuraSmug: :Aurayaya:

Denken: :DenkenPokerFace:

Eisen: :EisenLook: :EisenSweat:

Fern my beloved: :FernBaka: :FernConcerned: :ferndisapproval: :FernDisgust2: :FernDisgust3: :FernHappy2: :FernLookUp: :FernPeek2: :FernShock: :FernSpin: :FernSulk: :FernWoah:

Frieren: :Friereeeee: :FrierenBall: :FrierenCry: :FrierenDisappointed6: :FrierenDisappointed7: :FrierenDisgust: :FrierenDrowsy: :FrierenLookUp: :FrierenPadoru: :FrierenPat: :FrierenRelief: :FrierenShook: :FrierenSip: :FrierenSmug2: :FrierenSpin: :FrierenStonks: :FrierenWave:

Heiter: :HeiterShock: :HeiterShrug:

Himmel: :HimmelChad: :HimmelSip:

Kanne: :KanneThumbsUp:

Land: :LandGlasses: :LandNah: :LandNo: :LandYea:

Laufen: :LaufenNom:

Sein: :SeinCool: :SeinPensive: :SeinThis:

Stark: :StarkClueless: :StarkJoy: :StarkOkay: :StarkThinking: :StarkWakuWaku: :StarkYesHoney:

🚩Ubel🚩: :UbelBonk: :UbelComfy: :UbelCrazy: :UbelHyper: :UbelLandHug: :UbelLove: :UbelMaybe: :UbelNya: :UbelPadoru: :UbelPray: :UbelSalute: :UbelScary: :UbelSleep: :UbelSmirk: :UbelSmirkColored: :UbelWheeze:

And the zip with it because yeah

xarvos,
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@solidsanek tfw no genau emoji

kaia, to random
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xarvos,
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@kaia and windows is free if your time has negative value

xarvos, to random
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i had a dream where i was hulk

xarvos, to random
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omg this game is so fucked up lol

they’re making him drink piss

xarvos,
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so i watched the playthrough of cube escape root and it fills up the plot that was lacking for me. its plot is fucked up and i have to share. warning: plot include death, suicide and other wretched stuff.

so first there are two alchemist brothers, aldous and william, who brewed elixir of life, which granted them either immortality or instant death. william drinks first and die. aldous drinks afterwards and becomes a crow-headed man (from here on will be referred to as mr crow). he then assure his brother that he will be ressurected.

mr crow the somehow gave the formula and a seed to their nephew, james. james just arrived to his new house with a dog. james planted the seed and it grew up to be a tree, though i’m not sure of its significance yet. he then proposed to his love, mary, by making her nosebleed and write in her blood, then with a ring from a severed hand inside a cabinet, whoseever that was. she soon gave birth to triplets, albert, emma, and samuel. albert had a birthmark on his head and was given wine to drink, wtf. emma was given rainwater and sammuel was the only one who was given milk. well, not directly from her tits; she squeezed into a bottle first.

as children, they once played together and wanted to catch a butterfly. samuel used a slingshot and emma used a honey trap to catch the butterfly successfully, to which albert was angry. he wanted to snatch the jar with the butterfly from emma, but was shoved by her instead. samuel then hit the beehive with the slingshot, and it fell down on albert’s head, causing him a large permanent scar. while the two other siblings were laughing at him, he was angered and wanted them dead.

emma grew up to like flowers, it seems, and she once cross-bred 4 flowers, which combined and become one that glimmered like fireflies. the glimmering pollens (i guess?) flew into her pussy and she magicallt became pregnant. it’s weird that she wasn’t the one to be named mary, because that sounds just like jesus.

the son (named frank) was playing in the yard with his uncle albert. albert hates the kid and wanted to kill him, probably because he was emma’s kid. so, wearing a pumpkin mask (he has an obsession with masks. perhaps to cover the birthmark and the scar?) he gave him a teddy bear to hold on while he was on a swing, and the kid held onto the teddy bear instead of the swing. it swung so hard he fell into the well, of course. albert laughed in satisfaction.

emma didn’t know where her son went, and sent a letter to him to tell him to look for the stars (that’s a game mechanic thing) and send away with a parrot (do parrots even do that?). over time, her grief led her to hang herself up on the tree.

samuel married ida, a fortune teller, several years after they had a son, leonard. unknowing to others, albert was also obsessed with ida. once the family were playing music together, there was a flash and boom! there was blood splatter everywhere and samuel and ida were gone, while mary was dead. leonard wondered whether his parents were also dead. well, they were: albert, wearing a deer skull mask, used voodoo magic to kill them.

albert extracted an egg from ida (wow) and cum into a jar. using some alchemist magic, he created a child, named rose.

as a child, rose used ouija board to communicate with william. she learned from him that there needs to be 10 sacrifices (10 body parts from the family, won’t go into details, but they’ve been collected all along) and 3 timepieces to ressurect him. she promised to help him.

rose, now an adult, received a paper airplane from down in the well. to our surprise, frank was still alive and well. well, well enough to shoot a paper airplane all the way up the well. no pun intended. apparently albert had been feeding him thru the vent of the underground alchemy lab. the paper airplane contains a code to ask for drink, food, and a stick. rose gave him dog piss (wtf) (also the dog looks exactly like jame’s, are they the same dog?), a fish she caught with a bear trap (wtf again), and her walking stick, which frank used to help himself to the bucket, which rose pulled up.

frank had a chess game with his uncle albert. as he captured the king, he also broke albert’s neck and cut his brain out as a sacrifice thingy. he then took a bath and shaved. after that, he got his mother’s letter and looked at the stars and unlocked a timepiece.

leonard was enlisted. he had a grenade explode on his side for some reason, and lost a leg. while healing his leg, he quivered with his traumata. after the war, leonard got some treasure map and dug up a timepiece.

rose dug up her dead family members’ remain and assembled a skeleton, and some magic got her another timepiece.

the trio gathered at the lab. after placing the timepiece in place, the two men were wrapped by roots. rose climbed into a clock as was wrapped by roots as well. after placing the 10 sacrifices. rose somehow gave birth to a william’s reincarnation, laura

kaia, to random
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wrote a letter by hand and it's such a weird feeling having to wait for it to be delivered. I have to remind myself that it's not even at the recipient yet

xarvos,
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@kaia writing hand letter?you sound like my grandpa

xarvos, to random
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huh i can’t burn ISO to USB somehow (either with cp or dd)? it keeps saying No space left on device

xarvos,
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@cnx i can mount it. cannot cat /mnt/version.txt somehow tho

xarvos,
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@cnx well, i can boot from it so it’s most definitely not dead

xarvos,
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@cnx cp nixos.iso /dev/sdb and dd if=/nixos.iso of=/dev/sdb bs=4M iirc, not on puter rn

kaia, to random
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still lusting for that purple Casio :TexasPeek:

xarvos,
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@kaia purple calculator?

xarvos, to random
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linux is actually plural of linu and you’re supposed to pronounce it /liny/

kaia, to random
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can you give me the TLDR why NixOS is dead?

xarvos,
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@kaia something about receiving funding from military contractor. also the release manager got banned from their github for some behavior i didn’t look at details

xarvos, to random
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eugh wtf i tried to apply for a job which requires sign in, so i register but receives no mails, so i open the devtools and it looks like they’re using cloudlfare and i’m blocked??? :neofox_glare_sob:

xarvos,
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@solidsanek larkspur (the one @cnx is on) seems to have it

xarvos,
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@solidsanek @cnx ah i see :meowTears: @muxelplexer could you please share the pack?

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