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xarvos

@xarvos@outerheaven.club

pun-loving procrastinating dev/conlanger

i don't think this does anything but #nobot

consider my post a joke if you find it too absurd, but then so is life

expect:

  • lowercase
  • bad jokes that probably don't make sense (expect this in your replies if we're mutuals)
  • project reports
  • life rambling

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KaitlynEthylia, to random
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Your toes are always touching each other

xarvos,
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@KaitlynEthylia no they don’t

xarvos, to random
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ugh the smoked clothes still reeks now. maybe i’d have to rewash it

puniko, to random

​:blobcatbongohugme:​ hatte mal wieder kartoffelstocki. war seeeehr lecker

xarvos,
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@puniko gib :blobcatdrool:

mametsuko, to random
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sanyok favs my cat pictures but never posts his own cat ​:why:​

xarvos,
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@solidsanek @mametsuko it’s so big now

xarvos, to random
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water: drinked

18+ epsi, to random
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im epsi

xarvos,
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@epsi is that so? :lainsip:

xarvos, to random
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Chế độ nghỉ lễ: theo quy định của nhà nước (9 ngày)

wtf there are 13 holidays in vietnam

xarvos, to random
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gosh, akkoma includes the whole instance info with each post

bartholin, to random
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video/mp4

xarvos,
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@bartholin oh hey this is just like @cell huh

grillchen, to random
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This supermarket is wild even for German standards.

At the cashier line instead of sweets there are pregnancy tests, condoms, wodka, mixed wodka with energy drinks, cigarettes and pokemon cards.

All a man needs

xarvos,
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@grillchen hmm i’ve seen condoms and energy drinks near the cashier before but didn’t see the others 👀

anarchiv, to random Norwegian
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Doing the dishes in the nude hoping to shake my neighbour's habit of standing outside my kitchen window and shouting when he wants to bum a cigarette.

Not sure if I'm weaponising naturism or just weaponising other people's weird hangups wrt nudity.

xarvos,
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@schratze @anarchiv reminds me that this is a criminal offence in singapore iirc

schappi, to random
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:nttwarning: too many commas :nttwarning:

xarvos,
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@solidsanek @schappi and if you’ve already used the em dashes too much, lemme introduce: long emdash⸻

xarvos, to random
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it raining. hope it won’t flood my house again

xarvos,
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it flooded again but now from the kitchen

novenary, to random
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oops
im back on my metal bullshit

xarvos,
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@novenary i love metal too. my favorite is copper

epsi, to random
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xarvos,
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@epsi pain → :neocat_nom_bread:

novenary, to random
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what the fuck?

xarvos,
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@novenary how many football fields is that

also what is the size of

siina, to random

seriously though, i might need to take a break from gentoo and use a binary distro

my health is just not what it used to be

xarvos,
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@siina if you need to take a break, i think you probably should. imo you shouldn’t be bothered much with the OS once you done installing

cafou, to random French
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Ca y est. Je suis bien cuit cuit.

xarvos,
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@cafou fraise cuite :blobcatnomstrawberry:

henrik, to random Finnish
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xarvos,
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@henrik lungs and heart: good night
me: :blobcatdied:

kaia, to random
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French hobby is traffic jams? :thinking_sushi:

xarvos,
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@kaia what’s bank holiday? :neofox_glare:

kaia, to random
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Asian friends threw away their landlord's tupperware thinking he had given them disposable plastic containers :WThumbsUp:

xarvos,
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@kaia @prisixia > american date :neofox_glare:

xarvos, to random
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Schon gewusst? Der Tag nach „übermorgen“ heißt „überübermorgen“. Was glaubst du, wie der Tag vor „vorgestern“ heißt? Genau: „vorvorgestern“.

huh i can just stack them on?

xarvos, to random
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oops looking at “auréole” and misunderstood it as areola

xarvos,
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@cnx i think that one might actually be related

xarvos,
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@cnx hmm according to wiktionary it’s not. surprise

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