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About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

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“You guys are still staffing window 1?”

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Bears are basically just giant dogs, it’s not fair

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I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it

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If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl

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My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

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12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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Yeah I’m on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

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They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this.

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I’m pretty sure I’m going to have cancer from the soda can print fumes in 10 years

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That’s a good point, I literally just died

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I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

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Look again, it actually says Dempster

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The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn’t that Shub Niggurath?

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So is the world, like, gay or something? What kind of pride flag is that?

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I was just thinking about this the other day, haven’t seen it in a long time

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