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z500, 3 months ago German I like to do force lightning from my fingertips
I like to do force lightning from my fingertips
z500, 3 months ago Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
z500, 3 months ago Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?
Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?
z500, 3 months ago There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏
There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏
z500, 3 months ago How the hell are you supposed to exit that?
How the hell are you supposed to exit that?
z500, 3 months ago Similar to hump-catting
Similar to hump-catting
z500, 3 months ago Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
z500, 3 months ago Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
z500, 3 months ago I’ve found my people
I’ve found my people
z500, 3 months ago TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart
TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart
z500, 3 months ago It’s real
It’s real
z500, 3 months ago https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/f3a88633-984f-44ca-81b8-3be3bbbbd96a.jpeg
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/f3a88633-984f-44ca-81b8-3be3bbbbd96a.jpeg
z500, 3 months ago My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
z500, 3 months ago Illuminati confirmed
Illuminati confirmed
z500, 3 months ago I
I
z500, 3 months ago You bloody bastard!
You bloody bastard!
z500, 3 months ago Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way
Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way
z500, 3 months ago I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
z500, 3 months ago Powerthirst is also crystal meth
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
z500, 3 months ago This guy’s taking Kamin off the grid!
This guy’s taking Kamin off the grid!
z500, 3 months ago One time I smoked just a little to see how it would feel. I tripped the fuck out for like 5 seconds.
One time I smoked just a little to see how it would feel. I tripped the fuck out for like 5 seconds.
z500, 3 months ago That virus video has way too much free real estate in my head. Every time someone says “a virus” it gets all echoey in my head
That virus video has way too much free real estate in my head. Every time someone says “a virus” it gets all echoey in my head
z500, 3 months ago Hold my internal organs, I’m going in
Hold my internal organs, I’m going in
z500, 3 months ago That’s when you play them the weirdest shit in your music library. It circles back around to wizardry.
That’s when you play them the weirdest shit in your music library. It circles back around to wizardry.
z500, 3 months ago has been eliminated
has been eliminated
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