ArugulaZ

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

I really hate this crap. Pay people to ring up and bag my groceries. Heaven knows you're charging enough for them that you should be offering me this courtesy.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

Ferris Bueller is a creepy manipulative sociopath send post

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

This comes up about a third of the time whenever I try to post. "You're the only one on this page!" No! I'm trying to post on the main page! Where did you just take me? That is what has me aggravated. I hope that helps.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

So long, screwy! See you in Saint Louie!

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

Oops, it looks like your service bees just met my service honey buzzard.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k8q3Nd_Fk8U

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

(sighs, takes chain whip and cross-shaped boomerang out of his closet)

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

President Drink Bleach can also DRINK all he wants.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

I'm convinced that when he left his Comedy Central show and went to Africa to get back in touch with his roots, he was bitten by a radioactive Thurston Howell.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

In the case of Dave Chappelle, it's a lot less than people expected.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

I know how to handle this! Hannibal Buress to the bur-rescue!

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

The name checks out

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

You either die a hero or live long enough to become... Dave Chappelle.

Who was that other guy with the bowl haircut who was Mitch Hedberg Lite? I was hoping he'd stick around for a while, but the last time I saw him in anything, he was the polar bear in Three Bare Bears.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

As a fan of game shows, I have a great admiration for Wayne Brady. He's genuinely good at being a master of ceremonies... unlike some other improv comedians who got game shows. Drew Carey. Cough. Cough.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

He probably reads Dilbert, too.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

Eddie Murphy needs to rough him up and throw him into a piano again.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

It has its moments. Mostly it's an allegory about the difficulties immigrants face when assimilating into American culture.

ArugulaZ, 6 months ago

You Young Republican types are so incredibly worthless. "Tolerant left! Tolerant left! Rawk! Polly want a cracker!" My cockatiel gives me more scintillating conversation.

Some of us aren't that left-wing (although you suit, tie, and white hood types couldn't possibly comprehend that), and we're certainly not tolerant of your dumb asses. The only shred of "tolerance" I'm showing you right now is mandated by the rules of this magazine. If the rules weren't there, I'd tell you to change your name to Mike Pence and do what comes naturally to a seditionist. (Hypothetically, of course.)