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ArugulaZ

@ArugulaZ@kbin.social

Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

Ex-police chief who spread Jan. 6 conspiracy theories is sentenced to 11 years in Capitol riot case (www.nbcnews.com)

WASHINGTON — A former California police chief who called for the execution of Donald Trump’s political enemies, joined the U.S. Capitol attack and then spread conspiracy theories about Jan. 6 was sentenced to more than 11 years in federal prison Thursday....

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Gen pop! I demand gen pop!

Donald Trump Still Wants to Kill Obamacare. Why? (www.nytimes.com)

Why this renewed assault? “Obamacare Sucks!!!” declared the former and possibly future president. For those offended by the language, these are Trump’s own words, and I think I owe it to my readers to report what he actually said, not sanitize it. Trump also promised to provide “MUCH BETTER HEALTHCARE” without offering...

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Because he never gave us a health care plan and knowing Obama did it (using a blueprint from his other enemy, Mitt Romney) makes his pee-pee feel small.

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Okay, we get it, we get it! You're a white supremacist! We don't need more proof!

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“He was declared brain-dead,” Justine Musk wrote.

Elon Musk, you ARE the father!

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Remember when Domino's Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they'd work really hard to make it less shit? How'd that work out for them?

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Shoot ink on paper. That's all you need to do. Don't give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

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"I demand a recount!"
"Okay. One for Martin, two for Martin."

Israel and US are at odds over conflicting visions for postwar Gaza (apnews.com)

Israel’s prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, this week announced that Israel would retain an open-ended security presence in Gaza. Israeli officials talk of imposing a buffer zone to keep Palestinians away from the Israeli border. They rule out any role for the Palestinian Authority, which was ousted from Gaza by Hamas in 2007...

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Crazed strongman Netanyahu wants to kill all of the Palestinians, while the US wants him to kill less than that.

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Welcome to Israel. Where beggars CAN be choosers!

Minter comes alive in Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story, coming for numerous game systems (www.youtube.com)

Digital Eclipse is on fire lately! The creators of Atari 50 and Karateka Gold are now setting their sights on cult game designer Jeff Minter, who made dozens of twitchy arcade-style titles for home computers like the VIC-20 and Atari ST....

Moms for Liberty founder leaves rightwing leadership role amid queer sex scandal & rape allegations (www.lgbtqnation.com)

The co-founder of the anti-LGBTQ+ extremist group Moms for Liberty seems to have resigned from her most recent position in the wake of rape allegations against her husband and her own involvement in a same-sex sex scandal....

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So long, Hausfraus for Fascism. Fucking Ku Klux Karens anyway.

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"I can't believe someone bought our 'Watch a Fourteen Year Old Pee Cam' to watch a fourteen year old pee!"

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"Israel carpet bombs journalists. Is it anti-semitic to complain that we were burned to a crisp by an out of control, self-described strongman coddled by the rest of the free world? We explore both sides of this controversial issue, not-quite-live on location in Purgatory."

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I'll send him some gummy dildos, like people did eight years ago when the kill-billies invaded a bird sanctuary in Oregon.

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On the plus side, with Gemini, it's always buy one, get one free!

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Just stay away, oooooh!
S-s-stadia!

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When Mike Johnson goes to heaven and bangs on the pearly gates demanding to be let inside, Jesus will ask, "I'm sorry, do I know you? Because you sure didn't know me."

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I've got a few suggestions on how he can speed things along.

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Prove it.

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And if Biden wins, Trump will recognize the inevitability of his imprisonment and kill himself. Then he'll be dead from day one to the rest of eternity, which is a better deal from where I'm standing.

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Good point. It's not like him to do anything beneficial for the rest of humanity.

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That charged lemonade is going to be a big hit in 2024, I tell 'ya.

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Cygnus X-1

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Wow Frasier, you suck.

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Paramount Plus is so desperate to keep me as a customer that they keep giving me free months of service, without advertising. I just threaten to end my subscription and they're all like, "Augh! Please come back! Look, you can have two more months on us... just don't go!"

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Frasier is so old, Trump is the only way he can maintain an insurrection.

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Adulterated sounds like the exact opposite of extra virgin.

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It's especially great when they do something that's completely off the walls crazy. Michael Dorn played a screaming dwarf in the Billy and Mandy episode "Here There Be Dwarves," who went mad after centuries of mushroom farming and exacted his revenge by invading the Keebler elves' hollow tree. Then R. Lee Ermey pops up to censor the carnage and the dwarves and elves compromise by making mushroom cookies, and Billy does karaoke. That show was so delightfully warped and random sometimes.

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"Your Seamen have all died." What are you, my urologist?

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Damn it, I hate crumbs in my bed.

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From BlueSky: "He planned to drive one off the lot."

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I can't wait for Commander Data's Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

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The proper response is "Get the fuck out of my house, you miserable kill-billy."

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It was morally bankrupt shortly after Seth McFarlane left too long under a heat lamp took over. In addition to all his other failings, Elon looks like McFarlane jerky.

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That might work... if I hadn't already switched over to Firefox! Charade you are, Google asswipes!

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Kiss... coming soon to a Chuck E. Cheese near you!

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I disagree with the idea of Elon Musk, yet here he is anyway.

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Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

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I'm not lighting a fuse with this, am I? O_O;

Anyway, Routine by Steven Wilson and Losing It by Rush are two big candidates. Remove all sharp objects from the immediate vicinity before you listen to them.

Actually, forget that. Songs about naval disasters (The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot, At the Harbor by Renaissance, The Wreck of the Hesperus by Procol Harum) are somber in tone but won't make you feel despondent afterward. They're like rye bread... a little rough and dark, but hearty and filling and ultimately cleansing in the end.

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Any kill-billy who tries to intimidate me to vote for Trump will be RETURNED to Trump, horizontally.

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At least they'll be dead.

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They know their audience.

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Counterpoint to all this nepo baby nonsense: Nicholas Cage. Jamie Lee Curtis. Candace Bergen. John Ritter. They're all successful actors who rivaled or surpassed their celebrity ancestors.

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Nobody would be doing anything without parents. It's kind of the nature of genealogy.

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MFF = mother fuckin' fascists.

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Somebody give the Grim Reaper another roll of quarters for the claw machine. Why stop at just Kissinger?

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"I don't have any proof, but I want it real bad, so I've got to be right."

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