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ArugulaZ

@ArugulaZ@kbin.social

Gaming enthusiast, writer, artist, and social media ronin. Current denizen of the Dork Web, aka federated media. Doesn't play well with others.

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What is it about this man that makes me instantly break into a limerick?

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I'd suggest this guy get the yogurt enema that was so popular at Kellogg during its early days.

(You know what cures those deviant sexual urges? Having thick white liquid injected into your rectum.)

Programmer Skyfloogle, has released Red Viper, an updated virtual-boy emulator for the 3DS. (github.com)

From the github description: "A Virtual Boy emulator for the Nintendo 3DS continuing mrdanielps's work on r3Ddragon, which is itself based on Reality Boy / Red Dragon. It uses a dynamic recompiler with busywait detection and a hardware-accelerated renderer to achieve high performance on the 3DS's limited hardware."

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I covered this on my own magazine. Let me tell you, it's really good. Virtual Boy games make a near-perfect transition to the 3DS, and you don't have to smash your face into a visor for the 3D effects. (You will still get eyestrain, though.) You can, technically, play it on a 2DS, but it's like drinking non-alcoholic beer... what's even the point?

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Just don't make 'em the way Richard Jeni's wife does.

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He had a line in his comedy routine about yeast infections. "Am I gonna come home one day and get greeted with some kaiser rolls?" Or something like that.

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There are towns in Texas that reek of cattle shit, twenty four hours a day. Seven days a week. Even Christmas. The stench doesn't take holidays.

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OH GOD SOMEONE TURNED ON THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

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Is this gonna be one of those tech bandwagon things that Google fails at so consistently? You know, like Google phones, Google Plus, Google Pay, Google Stadia, Google Your Poodle, etc.

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"Gemini, set an alert for when Google dumps you and goes back to the assistant."

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Is this like the Linux nerds' version of the Crips and the Bloods?

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They paid Lemur Boy $200 million dollars? Talk about failing upward. With that kind of money, it's no wonder he told Reddit users to fuck off. He'll never have to worry about criticism, or anything, ever.

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Texas. You can't live with it, you can't... uh, live with it.

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Look, here's the thing. If Amazon Prime wants to charge me three bucks more for ad-free viewing, the scope of the ad-free viewing had better be a whole lot wider than it currently is. There are plenty of shows on Freevee (an Amazon service) that show ads regardless of whether or not you're paying to have ads suppressed. You don't get my three extra dollars a month and STILL get to show me ads. That's not how it workie, Bezos.

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And he'll pause the Supreme Court permanently if he gets the reins of power again. "Checks and balances? I won't be needing THOSE as Supreme Leader!"

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Anti-vaxxers, of course. Everyone thank the anti-vaxxers with both middle fingers!

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Is this the same guy who cut off his father's head, or some other kook?

Who knew world peace would be so easy? (sh.itjust.works)

Genocidal AI: ChatGPT-powered war simulator drops two nukes on Russia, China for world peace OpenAI, Anthropic and several other AI chatbots were used in a war simulator, and were tasked to find a solution to aid world peace. Almost all of them suggested actions that led to sudden escalations, and even nuclear warfare....

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Without humanity, peace is easily achieved.

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Just admit you want to kill all Palestinians, Bibi the Big-Eared Butcher.

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Ty Burrell played Mr. Peabody in the Dreamworks film based on the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon shorts, where a super intelligent dog had mastered time travel. A year prior, Burrell was regularly being outsmarted by an orange in ads for Tropicana juice drinks.

I'm just sayin', if you were going to hire someone to be a pompous canine smarty-pants, well... David Hyde Pierce is RIGHT THERE.

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The biggest challenge of the interview was the translator trying to understand what Tucker Carlson was saying with his mouth full.

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Three bucks for a hash brown? You know Simplot sells packs of ten for four dollars, right? And you can cook them on a stovetop with a tablespoon of vegetable oil, right? Hell, if you're desperate, you could even throw a pair into the toaster, although they won't taste nearly as good that way.

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