BeardedSingleMalt

@BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social
BeardedSingleMalt,

My case was special because I cheated on my husband and didn't want him to find out. But the 14 year old who was raped by her uncle and the pregnancy went ectopic and threatens the life of the underage mother...that should be illegal!!!!

BeardedSingleMalt,

I've said it in other threads, but these "free" anti-virus software packages are there to use scare tactics to get you to upgrade to paid versions and other products. I used avast, and avg in previous PCs and every other day it was popups

BeardedSingleMalt,

"A few bad apples" is also what the police use to handwave away whenever one of their own goes bonkers and kills unarmed civilians

What music to do you listen to while working?

Personally work in IT, mostly fixing server and infrastructure. Big fan of listening to ambiance music while working: the kind of music and sounds that make you forget that you’re listening to it, to me, that’s the perfect kind of working music. Otherwise I will listen to game and movie soundtracks from Lotr, Star Wars,...

BeardedSingleMalt,

Mostly just 2 hours instrumental playlists off YouTube from places like Epic Music Empire or PandoraJourney. Usually like movie trailer music. It's good for when you need hard heavy background noise to keep you focused but without lyrics so I don't get distracted.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Microsoft, and all the cybersecurity folks who blindly accept any recommendation from third party firms.

When we need to remote in to our work PCs we have to use our Microsoft account with MFA just to access the remote connections, then use the same credentials to access the pool, then if we want to RDP into our PC we use the same credentials.

BeardedSingleMalt,

The Dark Universe failed on it's first try (2nd if you count the clearly shoeforned Dracula movie). And what did we learn?

The guy chosen to lead the DU was then given the reigns of the entire Star Trek universe going forward. Talk about failing upward

BeardedSingleMalt,

Don't forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle...to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden....

BeardedSingleMalt,

My right-wing coworker: Why is it we have record inflation whenever a Democrat is in office?

Me: Because the Republican they replaced left things an absolute fucking mess.

BeardedSingleMalt,

It's something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.

You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact

BeardedSingleMalt,

It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does... regardless of how absurd it is

BeardedSingleMalt,

If you're attractive and flirt with the carny, they'll probably give you a prize without playing, or at least upgrade you to a better prize for barely hitting the wall. Then you can brag to other people how easy it is to win and they just need to try harder.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...

Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

BeardedSingleMalt,

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

BeardedSingleMalt,

Or the person ordering made a huge fucking deal out of them not putting enough on

BeardedSingleMalt,

Or they got home and thought of it

BeardedSingleMalt,
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos

  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

  • Bacon is $4 extra

  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

BeardedSingleMalt,

This meme is so old it's kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

BeardedSingleMalt,

And it's always warm

BeardedSingleMalt,

“NATO was busted until I came along,” he began. “I said, ‘Everybody’s going to pay.’ They said, ‘Well, if we don’t pay are you still going to protect us?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not.’ They couldn’t believe the answer.”

This coming from the guy notorious for routinely stiffing payments on literally everyone and everything.

Moms for Liberty Completely Collapses in Former Strongholds (newrepublic.com)

Moms for Liberty experienced a meteoric rise at the start of the Covid-19 pandemic, as local chapters sprang up to push back against coronavirus restrictions in schools. The organization soon expanded to pushing book bans and opposing discussion of LGBTQ issues and race and diversity in classrooms, prompting the Southern Poverty...

BeardedSingleMalt,

Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he's tough as shit...but only when he has someone backing him up

BeardedSingleMalt,

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

BeardedSingleMalt,

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

BeardedSingleMalt,

Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

BeardedSingleMalt,

Still the best president we've had since Obama

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