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If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

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Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they're drowning in shower water?

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Pulling my dad's finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

What makes fishing as a hobby so appealing that people will fish all hours of the day and in nasty weather?

I saw some people fishing the other day in 16 degree Fahrenheit (-9 Celsius) weather at 4:30AM. They were not ice fishing with a little hut, but standing at the base of a bridge with no shelter or campfire. People are at that bridge fishing regularly when it is cold but that was the coldest temp I have seen so far. Why is it so...

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Would get away to fish for two weeks. No cell phones, no technology, just living (camping) in nature. Enjoy the beauty of the lake and the challenge of catching a fish. Isn't always easy and you probably throw back more than you keep. Sit on the boat with your buddies, drink beer, BS about anything, and every now and then reel in what feels like Mobey Dick at the end of your line but turns out to be a stick.

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Was "dick" not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know...or DID they know and really leaned into it?

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Clever and I get the joke and it made me smile. If I recall my biology from 20 years ago I think the cell makes duplicates of its chromosomes then splits apart. So you have two cells inside one membrane that separates, 2 / 1 = 2. The way I first thought about it was one cell splitting in half, so half goes to one cell, the other half with the other, 1 / .5 = 2.

In short, I think the math works out fine, but the language you use to describe it can lead to comedy gold. You could say cells reproduce by division? I don't know, I'm not a biologist or mathematician. I'm a toilet poster.

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Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

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@Somewhereunknown7351 I thought you were saying you didn't have a phone when you probably meant you don't have an addiction.

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@Somewhereunknown7351 Found the unicorn!

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@Somewhereunknown7351 That's why you're a unicorn then - which means very rare or one of a kind.

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There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

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I've enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we'd realize we're kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we've all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they're far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn't even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

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This made me laugh out loud at a restaurant on my birthday.

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I love this line, "...is an asteroid-sized moon orbiting a few thousand miles (or kilometers) above the Martian surface..." A few thousand miles...or kilometers, we don't care, pick your favorite.

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Any image of what it looked like before?

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@PugJesus I thought I replied to this earlier but I guess it didn't stick. I'll try to recall: Great article and really shows the devastation between what was there before and the aftermath that is this photo. They basically destroyed and erased part of their community; the black part of their community.

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It's true, cover slips add ten pounds.

Terminally ill Connecticut woman ends her life on her own terms, in Vermont (apnews.com)

A Connecticut woman who pushed for expanded access to Vermont’s law that allows people who are terminally ill to receive lethal medication to end their lives died in Vermont on Thursday, an event her husband called “comfortable and peaceful,” just like she wanted....

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I get the feeling the more secular the country, or world for that matter, becomes, the more we'll see acceptance of implementing assisted suicide for terminal people.

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Also, whoever made this - it's awesome!

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What is this? A star ship bridge for ants?!

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I think I saw this in person. Isn't it in some mansion turned art museum in Connecticut? I think there is a visual play on the color depending on where you stand.

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Cool story but I was completely expecting the first two words after the title, "A rare fungal infection is popping up in an unexpected part of the U.S.", to be "Your mom."

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Beaver 🦫 infestation. Not worth the risk.

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When I was able to register to vote back in...uh...math...1996, I registered Independent. Never regretted it!

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