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tfw when you leave tools at your desk, you reach for your mouse, your cursor doesn't move, and you realize you were holding your stud finder.

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Shhhh everyone shut up. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is on.

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Understanding how LLM's stole the content they used to train their models, reminds me of how computer graphics engineers co-opted Lena for the field of image processing.

The engineers tore away the top third of the centerfold so they could wrap it around the drum of their Muirhead wirephoto scanner

Instead of tearing a handful of pages out of a magazine, they're scraping hundreds of webpages and torrenting thousands of books.

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You ever check your temperature and read 166 and go holy shit I'm gonna cook! Then you realize the thermostat is upside down and it's really 99.1.

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My favorite Phil Jamesson is Ghost of the Futch.

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I realized there's a minor movie trope where characters misinterpret a typo or reference to something you the audience would recognize, but that misinformation is used as a lynchpin in the plot.

Examples: Zardoz, the Wizard of Oz. Kragle, Krazy glue.

What is this phenomenon called? And what are other examples?

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こいこいを始めましょう
え、同じ札種はない

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Second day of pinched nerve in my shoulder blade.

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I have an idea for a game where the premise is to go from living paycheck to paycheck, to being a billionaire. I could include an in-game stock market, in-game jobs of various salaries and recreational activities, so you have to balance the amount of money you gain with how much you spend, and you have to upkeep your own physical and mental well being.

I'd also have your expenses scale proportionately with your earnings, have your landlord raise your rent for no reason, have your job reduce your hours or cut your bonus, etc. The tutorials that tell you how to play the game are in-game items randomized in a loot box format, and you have to pay in-game currency to unlock them. But no matter how closely you follow the advice, no matter how many of them you unlock, and no matter how much grinding and climbing you do, you can never succeed. But then the kicker, I program in a microscopic chance that you start the game with $50 million dollars, and parents/lawyers who bail you out no matter how much you lose, such that you are guaranteed to eventually succeed.

I wanna see A) how long it takes for regular people to figure out it's impossible to win, B) how long it takes for the randomly selected billionaires to brag how fast they could beat the game, and C) how long it takes for those people to collide.

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Now I'm realizing this is just the Sims with extra steps.

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With the new colors, a city like Stockholm becomes a really fun game of The Floor Is Lava.

Can YOU tell what's land and what's water?

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I'd like to propose a camouflage to the United States military: dentists' office fishtank flecktarn.

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1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
https://oec.world/en/tradle

SMOKED.

HarkMahlberg, to random Japanese
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僕 おはよう体さん、頑張って!
体 むりです。

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dinner: crayon tacos & locally-sourced glue sticks

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My brother thinks the thing I hate most at 6 am is him. Not so. The thing I hate most at 6 am is allowing doors to hit their strikeplates.

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I also hate lies.

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Anyway, good morning.

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RIP two all stars wasting away in margaritaville

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