bitwise

@bitwise@kbin.social
bitwise,

I can't wait to overhear people sharing conspiracies about it, like they did with Tim Hortons and nicotine-lined coffee cups.

"The government is printing circuits in the warning messages so they can spy on you while you talk during your smoke break!"
"I heard it's full of chemicals to make you compliant!"
"I bet the only reason you really get cancer from these is because of the ink!"

bitwise,

Seems like a retaliatory move for Threads. Might need to be careful of this for the same reasons, too. "Publish articles" screams threadiverse to me, so maybe he's also trying to move in on this gig before the communities finish establishing themselves?

bitwise,

I don't know anything about the Netherlands' civic structure, but if it's anything like the model spread around by the British, then they were probably staring down the barrel of a no-confidence vote, which would effectively end the same way.

bitwise,

DNS level ad blocking makes my daily life far better.

I refined FixedFun's mascot design for Kbin. Thoughts? Feedback? (More pics/alts in post!)

I really loved @FixedFun 's idea for the kbin mascot, so I decided to refine it a bit and make some color alternatives. All credit to them for this wonderful idea! I merely refined it. Note, the circles beside the logo are just a color pallete swatch, not actually meant to be apart of the logo....

bitwise,

Don't fight it, embrace the neck rolls.

🤢

TIL in Japan raw eggs are generally safe to eat. This is because the country has developed a "super egg machine" that checks the inside of the eggs for salmonella using spectroscopic analysis. It a... (www.mashed.com)

While most eggs are considered unsafe to eat when raw, there's a scientifically interesting reason eggs are generally safe to eat raw in Japan.

bitwise,

Now I want magic eggs for breakfast burritos. 🤤

bitwise,

I have no idea why you're being downvoted; this is literally what those walls full of game boxes were meant for (even back when they actually had shit in 'em).

bitwise,

Auto-aggregation with an option to disable it locally, maybe?

bitwise,

The downside is investing tons of time making and testing code that ultimately accomplishes nothing that wouldn't also be achieved by making your own instance.

bitwise,

The sooner we switch, the better off we'll be environmentally, too.

bitwise,

Reddit has been undeleting posts and comments, so that's probably not going to work.

Study in mice links heat-damaged DNA in food to possible genetic risks (phys.org)

Researchers have newly discovered a surprising and potentially significant reason why eating foods frequently cooked at high temperatures, such as red meat and deep-fried fare, elevates cancer risk. The alleged culprit: DNA within the food that's been damaged by the cooking process.

bitwise,

This is the most accurate summary of their strategy. Too bad they didn't bother trying that first to see how dumb it sounds.

bitwise,

Why not? If the meaninglessness of existence gets too hard, I can just turn myself off anyway, right?

bitwise,

Maybe I missed some context, but wouldn't most Reddit engagement come from top-level post browsing?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I reflexively open Relay to browse Reddit. Between that and lots of people scrolling the "Best"/"Hot" page for news, maybe most of the engagement is just surface-level browsing?

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