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codybrumfield, to news in 5:01 and Done: No One Wants to Schmooze After Work

I like how everyone they interview for this is someone no one really wants to hang out with. They sound nice but come on. If a fat dude who wears an LSU jersey to work every Friday is ever like, “I’m gonna be cooking some shit up in the park next Wednesday after work. Got a keg. Come on by on your way home.” we’d all go get a plate.

codybrumfield, to tech in Mozilla: Cars Are the Worst Product Category We Have Ever Reviewed for Privacy

Cars might be the worst product category, full stop. They should reintroduce Truckasauruses to the wild so we can have walkable cities again. (Like when Yellowstone reintroduced wolves and everything got better.)

codybrumfield, to tech in U.S., FBI Hoovering Up DNA at a Pace That Rivals China, Holds 21 Million Samples and Counting

The FBI would never have anything to do with the word Hoover.

codybrumfield, to firefox in Firefox Finally Outperforming Google Chrome In SunSpider

I need a benchmark for how fast a browser allows me to mindlessly reopen the same bookmark(s) even though I just closed the tab(s). That’s my most common task in Firefox.

codybrumfield, to formula1 in Climate change impact has hurt F1’s image in Germany, says Hulkenberg

Don’t blame America for this one. We usually get the Sky broadcast from the UK. It’s Englishitification if anything.

codybrumfield, to asklemmy in What is the best "climate change" clothing?

Seersucker suits and a good handkerchief. And you should say, “Heavens, it’s warm today.” and sup juleps.

codybrumfield, to worldnews in Iran forces women defying hijab laws into psychiatric treatment

I’m starting to think that ayatollah guy isn’t on the up and up. Been smoking those left-handed cigarettes if you ask me.

codybrumfield, to lemmyshitpost in Carlos Goebbels

The most predictable part of every right wing South American coup attempt is that there will be an Op-Ed in The NY Times by an idealistic young woman named Esmeralda Santa Maria or whatever saying, “Please, America, save my brave people from the trade unionists.” and then she’ll turn out to be the granddaughter of former Finance Minister Enrique Von Braun or whoever.

codybrumfield, to news in Hawaii cannot ban guns on beaches, US judge rules

Beach moose.

codybrumfield, to news in Hawaii cannot ban guns on beaches, US judge rules

Gerrymandering is half the reason people don’t vote. If an election isn’t competitive and there’s significant roadblocks put in your way, you might not vote either. Imagine having two jobs and kids and a long ass line at a voting precinct that isn’t within walking distance.

codybrumfield, to asklemmy in Has Lemmy replaced Reddit for you? Also, how does your weekly phone usage look like?

I think I’ve visited Reddit’s homepage (not via Google) twice since I setup Kbin and Lemmy accounts and they were both to find out how a group of people I rarely interact with live their lives:

  1. When Trump got indicted for the coup, I checked out some right wing subreddits to see if they were taking it in stride or were gonna be goons about it.
  2. Taylor Swift announced multiple shows in my city and I was trying to figure out if Swifties travel like jam band fans or what. (My office is basically next to the arena and I have no idea how hard Swifties go.)
codybrumfield, to technology in Beijing Superconductor Levitation Video Author Admits Fraud, Takes it Down

We should probably never underestimate some people’s addiction to clout.

codybrumfield, to news in Large brawl in Alabama as people defend Black riverboat worker against white assailants

Fun fact: the folding chair was invented by an African American in the early 1900’s.

codybrumfield, to news in Large brawl in Alabama as people defend Black riverboat worker against white assailants

“Live Every Chair and Swing” will now be the lyrics.

codybrumfield, to showerthoughts in Would A Wireless Shower Head Use Hydrogen?

So, you wouldn’t need a hot water heater. Good for the environment and the pocket book.

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